Funny
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True, I’ve never had a gay guy wake me up too damned early on a Saturday to talk about sucking dick. But damn Christian’s keep asking me if I found Jesus. Damn it fuckers just admit you lost at hide n seek already!
I’ve never had a gay guy wake me up too damned early on a Saturday to talk about sucking dick.
Skill issue
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I just hand them SubGenius pamphlets and tell them about the good word of our guru, Saint of Sales, J. R. "Bob" Dobbs.
They haven't been back in a while, don't know why...
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I’ve never had a gay guy wake me up too damned early on a Saturday to talk about sucking dick.
Skill issue
Tbf I've never had that happen either.
It's Saturday night, not "too damn early on a saturday."
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Mormons are so funny, I legit feel bad for all the people who have been traumatized by these weirdos, but like these children are called "elders."
They have all these weird rules where premarital sex is totally not permissible, but they be fucking, and then be like "its not sex with a condom on" or of course soaking. Like straight faced "I'm saving myself for marriage," and I'm like "we've had sex 6 times this week, Genevieve."
I was at a party in college and this Mormon dude who always did these awkward, overly complicated jive handshakes that felt really violating, was sitting outside upset and depressed holding a half-empty beer. He was like "its all over I've sacrificed everything I believe in, for what? So I can drink a beer at a party??" It was one beer he wasn't even finished with it. Its like relax dude, I'm like 19 and spiraling into alcoholism I think you'll be okay this one time.
Ive heard so many horror stories, but I've only had good and very funny experiences with Mormons. And none of this even gets into the magic underwear or like you get your own planet in the afterlife.
Idk how people believe in this stuff sober
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Projections gonna project
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I believe everybody is bisexual at first
Then you're bisexual. If your "first" instinct was that both genders could be attractive, you're bisexual. But societal pressure convinced you to only seek out heterosexual relationships.
wrote last edited by [email protected]Also just because you have fantasies at some point, doesn't mean you will follow the and they won't "go away" in the future. That's just your brain trying to figure out the unclean mess that sexual orientation is.
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Every accusation is a confession
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No it's not
Likely depends on jurisdiction. Should be legal in Oregon. Less sure about Missouri.
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Tbf I've never had that happen either.
It's Saturday night, not "too damn early on a saturday."
Yeah I think that's a perfectly appropriate time. Any time before noon on a weekend is just too early man.
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...I'm so gonna go door to door with pamphlets on gayness.
can we talk about our lord and saviour prostate orgasming
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Please remember, they are not there to convince you of their faith! They are there to be rejected. They sent out 18yos with a up until that point unknown other 18yo person to a far away place, then tell each other them that they should look after each other. So now they effectively spy on each other and know their only "friend" in that situation is expecting them to behave like a good elder. Then they were told that the outside world is rejecting god as it was corrupted by the devil and now they are running around and approaching random houses and bother the people living there, which will obviously mostly reject them.
This is fucking brainwashing.
Look up the BITE model...
- Behavior: imagine living with only 1 person that you are supposed to spent your whole day with and that person spies on you and you know it.
- Information: the mission is supposed to prove that the outside world rejects them
- Thought: you are supposed to focus on the mission and god alone.
- Emotion: fear based indoctrination by being told that the world rejects them and their only support is a member of the organization.
It is fucking cultish
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The book of Mormon is even better. Legitimately had to force myself to breathe through the laughter.
wrote last edited by [email protected]I did find a cam recording on YouTube. Haven't watched it yet because I don't want to spoil my appetite. (I think there's a Sydney performance in 2026. Will wait for that)
Weather update. Its actually playing in 2025 in Sydney, so I can go right now, but they are selling the tickets in pairs* and its close to 300 AUD for the mediocre seats. Is that normal for Broadway tickets?
*Turns out the hardest part will be finding someone to go with...
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I believe everybody is bisexual at first
Then you're bisexual. If your "first" instinct was that both genders could be attractive, you're bisexual. But societal pressure convinced you to only seek out heterosexual relationships.
No I'm not. It's not about attraction. Biologically it doesn't matter who stimulates your genitals.
Then I found girls attractive, but that came way after I could have an orgasm.Prove me that it's not because of the environment.
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Also just because you have fantasies at some point, doesn't mean you will follow the and they won't "go away" in the future. That's just your brain trying to figure out the unclean mess that sexual orientation is.
That is true, however, I think the resolution influences the result. I can be wrong, but there isn't really an experiment where someone tries to convince kids to be gay and see the outcome. It's just become forbidden to think this amongst the progressives for no reason.
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I did find a cam recording on YouTube. Haven't watched it yet because I don't want to spoil my appetite. (I think there's a Sydney performance in 2026. Will wait for that)
Weather update. Its actually playing in 2025 in Sydney, so I can go right now, but they are selling the tickets in pairs* and its close to 300 AUD for the mediocre seats. Is that normal for Broadway tickets?
*Turns out the hardest part will be finding someone to go with...
Not a bad call.
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Religious people are objectively the worst.
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They'd defend themselves by saying you can just turn them away, while completely ignoring that they can choose to not consume media with queer people in it. And when they whine that the problem is that it's in too much stuff now and they can't avoid it, they're once again trying to control what's in media and they've gone full circle.
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Religious people are objectively the worst.
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Religious people are objectively the worst.
The Mormons claim to want to help with anything right? What if I asked them to help teach tolerance and empathy to the maga?
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can we talk about our lord and saviour prostate orgasming
Is it really so awesome as they claim?
