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How about I just don't shop there?

That’s a no from me dawg

They drool for the possibility of this.

I only went there to get some eye drops because my eyes were on fire and I was desperate.

Not only techno fascism, just ordinary fascism. You know where the companies controls the government and vice versa.

D) Turn around and shop elsewhere

I already don't shop there, so no.

Fuck. This. Noise.

Do you actually want to stand there while someone is called over to unlock these? I get nothing out of that service experience. Would far rather press a button in an app. It’s just dumb that things are behind glass in the first place.

On their wifi? No thanks.

Or, now hear me out, I stop shopping there.

The "shit being locked and nobody comes to help when you press the button" bullshit is why I bought some spare keys for the universal barrel locks most stores use.

You're right but it's funny to think that you could be hassled for breaking into a box with the intention of purchasing its contents.

Why the fuck aren't they just dropping this shit off at my door?

Why do I need to go into a convenience store when there's no convenience?

Or, just maybe, they could adequately staff their stores instead of constantly running skeleton crews. If they were actually sincere with their cries of high theft, more employees on the floor could deter would-be thieves, while also giving them time to help customers when needed and pack out product so the place doesn't always look like an obstacle course left in the wake of a hurricane, with piles of stuff on the floor blocking half the aisles.

Any place that requires an app for me to shop at is a hard no for me, much less all the other nonsense they want to include.