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  • P [email protected]

    What is hilarious is when people come into an interview like a scrub. I understand you spent four hundred dollars on those basketball sneakers. But they're basketball sneakers. You didn't get the job because you obviously make bad decisions.

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    If the job isn't representative or dealing with customers, fuck off with fashion sense or pay for the uniform.

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    • H [email protected]

      Meh, I don't like big tits.

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      valid opinion, have a nice day

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      • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

        We don't snugly clothe dicks to the degree we do tits. Bras has to fit fairly snug to function correctly and that requires some level of precision. About the only thing that is snugly worn on the penis are condoms, which are very elastic.

        I can think of one standard for dick size, and it's from NASA. Apollo astronauts wore external catheters for much of the mission, that is, a condom with a hose at the end for collecting urine. These came in three sizes but none of the astronauts would accept "small" or even "medium" so they were sized Large, Giant and Humongous.

        Beyond that, like most male body parts, it is simply measured in inches.

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        This reminds me of how when I go shopping for eggs in the supermarket, they are sold in sizes of Large, X-Large, and Jumbo. Nobody wants to face the humiliation of buying a carton of small eggs.

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        • lime@feddit.nuL [email protected]

          ...ah.

          is kasane teto around?

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          that bitch owes me a 5 dollar

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          • H [email protected]

            Meh, I don't like big tits.

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            #108

            Yup that fixes everything about this.

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            • F [email protected]

              This reminds me of how when I go shopping for eggs in the supermarket, they are sold in sizes of Large, X-Large, and Jumbo. Nobody wants to face the humiliation of buying a carton of small eggs.

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              It is my understanding that eggs graded as small or medium are usually sold to food factories. Think about an outfit like Jimmy Dean, how many tons of scrambled eggs do they make to a batch for all those frozen microwavable sausage and egg biscuits? Who cares how many individual eggs they have to crack?

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              • E [email protected]

                I'm not saying it's all of them, but if you talk to some of these women they have this weird idea about masculinity, it's all dressed up but when you strip it all back it's all toxic.

                Stuff about how it's unmanly to have a pet cat, and how they should drive a big expensive car, and should pay for everything. I have no idea where they get this stuff from but if that's how they think, then they are only going to get a scumbag man because they're the only met that actually conform to that view of masculinity.

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                my former coworkers not so much but I have meet plenty of people like this too. There are some really bizarre relationship expectations out there

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                • M [email protected]

                  If the job isn't representative or dealing with customers, fuck off with fashion sense or pay for the uniform.

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                  The job is specifically greeting customers. And we do pay for their outfits. And jackets. And rain jackets. And winter jackets. And hats. And umbrellas. And everything else. But we dont dress people for interviews. And we don't hire people who show they have no common sense.

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                  • J [email protected]

                    I blame the fact that every guy around their mid 20s has a big-thigh male friend with a small waist that watches anime and plays videogames but still has enough time to introduce a random niche hobby like archery every other week that can be both your cool uncle and a therapist.

                    How do they do that? Nobody knows.

                    Meanwhile every other friend and family member seemingly flips a coin to decide if they wanna fall into the racist pipeline every 2-4 years in US depending on how south you live.

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                    I don’t think I have any friends or family flipping a coin to decide if they want to fall into the racist pipeline.

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                    • P [email protected]

                      The job is specifically greeting customers. And we do pay for their outfits. And jackets. And rain jackets. And winter jackets. And hats. And umbrellas. And everything else. But we dont dress people for interviews. And we don't hire people who show they have no common sense.

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                      See, there it is somewhat understandable.

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                      • K [email protected]

                        Except he he has an incredibly long, thin mustache that he is gleefully twirling as he does it.

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                        But its fake and is the entirety of his disguise.

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                        • I [email protected]

                          My checklist:

                          Must like me

                          Don’t be bigoted

                          Maybe I’m asking too much

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                          I might know someone to set you up with if you're flexible on the first requirement.

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                          • B [email protected]

                            Meanwhile, most dudes would settle for someone who doest post bullshit memes that are only ever about rage baiting. This is more gals as well. We all just wanna meet good people, romantic and other wise, while having a crippling fear that we arent good enough for to deserve it. And shit like this, just fuels it. But as long as the upvotes and karma... opps, did I say the quiet part out loud?

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                            I mean… literally two clicks is all it takes to see that you’re kind of garbage. Your comment history is comedy gold. Take a shower and grow your brain past adolescence.

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                            • B [email protected]

                              In your female experience, or in your on line experience? Never mind, I can guess...

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                              Found the jobless lazy guy that wants to date models

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                              • W [email protected]

                                I'd love to see this dude that actually thinks that anymore. Today's trend is to just give up on material life like a zen buddist, but be a nihilist.

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                                Can confirm this is me fr, gave up on finding love years ago

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                                • M [email protected]

                                  I think special undies based on penis size would be to confrontational for most men.

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                                  Also that would be expecting a level of engagement with clothing that most men simply don't have.

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                                  • V [email protected]

                                    I'd love to dress better, but at my height and gender expectations, best I can do is a good pair of jeans and a nice t-shirt. Would love to do better 😥

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                                    What does that even mean? I’m 6’-5” and only 175-180lbs and I’m not flush with cash but I still get by just fine.

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                                    • E [email protected]

                                      Well in fairness men's fashion is essentially t-shirt or suit & tie. There really isn't the equivalent of what women get, that's why all the fashion designers make dresses, because men don't get any effort put into their fashion.

                                      What is the male equivalent of dress shopping?

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                                      Diverse well fitting shirts and non-cargo pants from other materials than denim. More adventurous men can dive into different kinds of tunics, sweaters and such, can have accessories like neckerchieves and scarves, nice bags, footwear. You can play with colors and patterns... Men can have some fun with clothes too.

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                                      • missjinx@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                                        Found the jobless lazy guy that wants to date models

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                                        Social media, were simps go to simp. Even when it means eating sexist shit...

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                                        • V [email protected]

                                          Someone feels hurt here lol

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                                          No, someone is tired of constantly running into reddit hive mind sexist karma grab statements.

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