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  • lime@feddit.nuL [email protected]

    ...ah.

    is kasane teto around?

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    that bitch owes me a 5 dollar

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    • H [email protected]

      Meh, I don't like big tits.

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      Yup that fixes everything about this.

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      • F [email protected]

        This reminds me of how when I go shopping for eggs in the supermarket, they are sold in sizes of Large, X-Large, and Jumbo. Nobody wants to face the humiliation of buying a carton of small eggs.

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        It is my understanding that eggs graded as small or medium are usually sold to food factories. Think about an outfit like Jimmy Dean, how many tons of scrambled eggs do they make to a batch for all those frozen microwavable sausage and egg biscuits? Who cares how many individual eggs they have to crack?

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        • E [email protected]

          I'm not saying it's all of them, but if you talk to some of these women they have this weird idea about masculinity, it's all dressed up but when you strip it all back it's all toxic.

          Stuff about how it's unmanly to have a pet cat, and how they should drive a big expensive car, and should pay for everything. I have no idea where they get this stuff from but if that's how they think, then they are only going to get a scumbag man because they're the only met that actually conform to that view of masculinity.

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          my former coworkers not so much but I have meet plenty of people like this too. There are some really bizarre relationship expectations out there

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          • M [email protected]

            If the job isn't representative or dealing with customers, fuck off with fashion sense or pay for the uniform.

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            The job is specifically greeting customers. And we do pay for their outfits. And jackets. And rain jackets. And winter jackets. And hats. And umbrellas. And everything else. But we dont dress people for interviews. And we don't hire people who show they have no common sense.

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            • J [email protected]

              I blame the fact that every guy around their mid 20s has a big-thigh male friend with a small waist that watches anime and plays videogames but still has enough time to introduce a random niche hobby like archery every other week that can be both your cool uncle and a therapist.

              How do they do that? Nobody knows.

              Meanwhile every other friend and family member seemingly flips a coin to decide if they wanna fall into the racist pipeline every 2-4 years in US depending on how south you live.

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              I don’t think I have any friends or family flipping a coin to decide if they want to fall into the racist pipeline.

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                The job is specifically greeting customers. And we do pay for their outfits. And jackets. And rain jackets. And winter jackets. And hats. And umbrellas. And everything else. But we dont dress people for interviews. And we don't hire people who show they have no common sense.

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                See, there it is somewhat understandable.

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                • K [email protected]

                  Except he he has an incredibly long, thin mustache that he is gleefully twirling as he does it.

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                  #114

                  But its fake and is the entirety of his disguise.

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                  • I [email protected]

                    My checklist:

                    Must like me

                    Don’t be bigoted

                    Maybe I’m asking too much

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                    I might know someone to set you up with if you're flexible on the first requirement.

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                    • B [email protected]

                      Meanwhile, most dudes would settle for someone who doest post bullshit memes that are only ever about rage baiting. This is more gals as well. We all just wanna meet good people, romantic and other wise, while having a crippling fear that we arent good enough for to deserve it. And shit like this, just fuels it. But as long as the upvotes and karma... opps, did I say the quiet part out loud?

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                      I mean… literally two clicks is all it takes to see that you’re kind of garbage. Your comment history is comedy gold. Take a shower and grow your brain past adolescence.

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                        In your female experience, or in your on line experience? Never mind, I can guess...

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                        Found the jobless lazy guy that wants to date models

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                          I'd love to see this dude that actually thinks that anymore. Today's trend is to just give up on material life like a zen buddist, but be a nihilist.

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                          Can confirm this is me fr, gave up on finding love years ago

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                          • M [email protected]

                            I think special undies based on penis size would be to confrontational for most men.

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                            Also that would be expecting a level of engagement with clothing that most men simply don't have.

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                              I'd love to dress better, but at my height and gender expectations, best I can do is a good pair of jeans and a nice t-shirt. Would love to do better 😥

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                              What does that even mean? I’m 6’-5” and only 175-180lbs and I’m not flush with cash but I still get by just fine.

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                                Well in fairness men's fashion is essentially t-shirt or suit & tie. There really isn't the equivalent of what women get, that's why all the fashion designers make dresses, because men don't get any effort put into their fashion.

                                What is the male equivalent of dress shopping?

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                                Diverse well fitting shirts and non-cargo pants from other materials than denim. More adventurous men can dive into different kinds of tunics, sweaters and such, can have accessories like neckerchieves and scarves, nice bags, footwear. You can play with colors and patterns... Men can have some fun with clothes too.

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                                  Found the jobless lazy guy that wants to date models

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                                  Social media, were simps go to simp. Even when it means eating sexist shit...

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                                  • V [email protected]

                                    Someone feels hurt here lol

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                                    No, someone is tired of constantly running into reddit hive mind sexist karma grab statements.

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                                      Who disagrees with this? Astonishing.

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                                      Sexists. Thats who disagrees with this. And take a look, we're surrounded.

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                                      • W [email protected]

                                        I mean… literally two clicks is all it takes to see that you’re kind of garbage. Your comment history is comedy gold. Take a shower and grow your brain past adolescence.

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                                        Being called garbage by a sexist troll like you, is a badge of honour. I will wear it with pride.

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                                          Well in fairness men's fashion is essentially t-shirt or suit & tie. There really isn't the equivalent of what women get, that's why all the fashion designers make dresses, because men don't get any effort put into their fashion.

                                          What is the male equivalent of dress shopping?

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                                          I totally agree that women get a lot more variety but there’s still all kinds of stuff we can do in between. Button up shirts with nice patterns are a huge way to bridge the gap, and you can tuck them in or not and even just leave them open with a t-shirt underneath. Wearing good glasses is important, and frankly we should just pretend those plain black rectangle ones don’t exist because they’re always the worst option. Head to a place like Zenni and it doesn’t have to be expensive(those expensive glasses are a racket).

                                          I got a pair of black stud earrings a while ago and people were like “goddamn”. I know that’s a little more difficult, but it was a small and not too flashy change that made a big difference. A good haircut is also easy to get since you’re already going to the barber anyway, and I discovered beard brushes a while back which straighten out even very short beards and keep everything looking sharp.

                                          There’s a LOT we can do even though we’re kinda limited in many other ways.

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