Expectations
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I mean… literally two clicks is all it takes to see that you’re kind of garbage. Your comment history is comedy gold. Take a shower and grow your brain past adolescence.
Being called garbage by a sexist troll like you, is a badge of honour. I will wear it with pride.
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Well in fairness men's fashion is essentially t-shirt or suit & tie. There really isn't the equivalent of what women get, that's why all the fashion designers make dresses, because men don't get any effort put into their fashion.
What is the male equivalent of dress shopping?
I totally agree that women get a lot more variety but there’s still all kinds of stuff we can do in between. Button up shirts with nice patterns are a huge way to bridge the gap, and you can tuck them in or not and even just leave them open with a t-shirt underneath. Wearing good glasses is important, and frankly we should just pretend those plain black rectangle ones don’t exist because they’re always the worst option. Head to a place like Zenni and it doesn’t have to be expensive(those expensive glasses are a racket).
I got a pair of black stud earrings a while ago and people were like “goddamn”. I know that’s a little more difficult, but it was a small and not too flashy change that made a big difference. A good haircut is also easy to get since you’re already going to the barber anyway, and I discovered beard brushes a while back which straighten out even very short beards and keep everything looking sharp.
There’s a LOT we can do even though we’re kinda limited in many other ways.
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I would also add moccasins or espadrillas (boating shoes).
Exactly. Even a pair of fully black converse could be subtle enough.
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Seen a lot of men like this with the "ideals" except they have a good job and think it's a crowning achievement. They also often want their wives to have good jobs and to have separate accounts and expenses? So they want a perfect, pretty, petite wife who's smart, has a great job, but also cooks, cleans, takes care of the house, and their children. What do they bring to the table? Not the looks, money or house help. Their
shining personality ? Don't worry ladies this alpha nice guy's on the market & just around the corner, lucky you!My only requirements are that she's as depraved and unabashedly slutty as I am and I'm attracted to her.
Well I guess also that she doesn't sponge off me.
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"Oh, you mean the big tiddy goth gf was inside me this whole time???"
We don't kink shame
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Well in fairness men's fashion is essentially t-shirt or suit & tie. There really isn't the equivalent of what women get, that's why all the fashion designers make dresses, because men don't get any effort put into their fashion.
What is the male equivalent of dress shopping?
I mean, that's really not true. Just look at the various male fashion advice communities, streetwear culture, etc. There's a huge variety in different styles of shirts, outerwear, layering, footwear, accessories, and pants. Hell, even t-shirts and denim have a huge variety in style and quality.
There's massive cultural pressure for women to be fashionable and wear the "right" clothes, a pressure men by and large don't have to deal with. Companies are one of the primary drivers of this pressure by manipulative marketing practices that that convince many women that they need the latest trends and fashions to be keep up.
All of it is bullshit meant to keep people spending money, ultimately. Fashion should be a form of personal expression and personality and by no means requires purchasing new clothing all of the time.
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We don't snugly clothe dicks to the degree we do tits. Bras has to fit fairly snug to function correctly and that requires some level of precision. About the only thing that is snugly worn on the penis are condoms, which are very elastic.
I can think of one standard for dick size, and it's from NASA. Apollo astronauts wore external catheters for much of the mission, that is, a condom with a hose at the end for collecting urine. These came in three sizes but none of the astronauts would accept "small" or even "medium" so they were sized Large, Giant and Humongous.
Beyond that, like most male body parts, it is simply measured in inches.
Bras has to fit fairly snug to function correctly and that requires some level of precision.
Eh, it can be argued that the "function" of a bra is to allow women to adhere to the beauty standards set for them by men.
That being said, they still aren't made that precisely, cup sizes are kinda all over the place depending on brand, and even the band sizes (which are kinda sorta close to the actual inch measurement of your ribcage, but not quite) are variable. That's why bras have adjustable straps everywhere, and why if you haven't been professionally fitted for one, your bras probably don't fit you right.
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my dumb ass, who hasn't touched a dumbbell in years except for moving:
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Goth or Alt girls won’t like you cuz you’re muscly.
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Being called garbage by a sexist troll like you, is a badge of honour. I will wear it with pride.
Oh, Lordy. I’m a sexist because I find your “men’s rights” nonsense to be utter clown shoes. Dear me. My deepest sympathies for your “male loneliness epidemic.” Weird how only some men seem to be affected.
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Goth or Alt girls won’t like you cuz you’re muscly.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]huh I guesd that tracks. but that means I have to choose
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Sexists. Thats who disagrees with this. And take a look, we're surrounded.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Sir, this is a fedi
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Oh, Lordy. I’m a sexist because I find your “men’s rights” nonsense to be utter clown shoes. Dear me. My deepest sympathies for your “male loneliness epidemic.” Weird how only some men seem to be affected.
Kinda feeding his shtick with this hot take.
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Oh no. How terrible.
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We don't snugly clothe dicks to the degree we do tits. Bras has to fit fairly snug to function correctly and that requires some level of precision. About the only thing that is snugly worn on the penis are condoms, which are very elastic.
I can think of one standard for dick size, and it's from NASA. Apollo astronauts wore external catheters for much of the mission, that is, a condom with a hose at the end for collecting urine. These came in three sizes but none of the astronauts would accept "small" or even "medium" so they were sized Large, Giant and Humongous.
Beyond that, like most male body parts, it is simply measured in inches.
"To the engineers: I need size space horse please, thank you."
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Social media, were simps go to simp. Even when it means eating sexist shit...
ok babe
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What does that even mean? I’m 6’-5” and only 175-180lbs and I’m not flush with cash but I still get by just fine.
I can't easily find new clothes or shoes as they are not big enough. I can fing but like never what I'd like. Thrift stores? Just forget it. So jeans & t-shirt it is. 6'6 95kilo, maybe where you live there is an abundance of clothes fitting me but here it sure isn't.
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It might be a little bit 2000s but a collared button down shirt worn over a t-shirt can spruce up the look quite a bit.
Nice idea, thank you!
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Oh, Lordy. I’m a sexist because I find your “men’s rights” nonsense to be utter clown shoes. Dear me. My deepest sympathies for your “male loneliness epidemic.” Weird how only some men seem to be affected.
No, whats weird is that you think being sexist towards men is AOK, while at the same time bemoaning being sexist towards women. I say both are bad, you disagree... Yet you insist Im the garbage person. What a fucking clown you are.
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I don’t think I have any friends or family flipping a coin to decide if they want to fall into the racist pipeline.
I mean
Is that because you don't have any friends or family?
Or because once they flip the coin - they are no longer considered friends & family?
Or...
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Yes everyone knows that in order to have a functional society you need to wear a yellow fluorescent jacket and set fire to a few cars every time you're moderately unhappy about something.
You know like Philadelphia
