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  • E [email protected]

    Well in fairness men's fashion is essentially t-shirt or suit & tie. There really isn't the equivalent of what women get, that's why all the fashion designers make dresses, because men don't get any effort put into their fashion.

    What is the male equivalent of dress shopping?

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    I mean, that's really not true. Just look at the various male fashion advice communities, streetwear culture, etc. There's a huge variety in different styles of shirts, outerwear, layering, footwear, accessories, and pants. Hell, even t-shirts and denim have a huge variety in style and quality.

    There's massive cultural pressure for women to be fashionable and wear the "right" clothes, a pressure men by and large don't have to deal with. Companies are one of the primary drivers of this pressure by manipulative marketing practices that that convince many women that they need the latest trends and fashions to be keep up.

    All of it is bullshit meant to keep people spending money, ultimately. Fashion should be a form of personal expression and personality and by no means requires purchasing new clothing all of the time.

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    • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

      We don't snugly clothe dicks to the degree we do tits. Bras has to fit fairly snug to function correctly and that requires some level of precision. About the only thing that is snugly worn on the penis are condoms, which are very elastic.

      I can think of one standard for dick size, and it's from NASA. Apollo astronauts wore external catheters for much of the mission, that is, a condom with a hose at the end for collecting urine. These came in three sizes but none of the astronauts would accept "small" or even "medium" so they were sized Large, Giant and Humongous.

      Beyond that, like most male body parts, it is simply measured in inches.

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      Bras has to fit fairly snug to function correctly and that requires some level of precision.

      Eh, it can be argued that the "function" of a bra is to allow women to adhere to the beauty standards set for them by men.

      That being said, they still aren't made that precisely, cup sizes are kinda all over the place depending on brand, and even the band sizes (which are kinda sorta close to the actual inch measurement of your ribcage, but not quite) are variable. That's why bras have adjustable straps everywhere, and why if you haven't been professionally fitted for one, your bras probably don't fit you right.

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      • sad_detective_man@leminal.spaceS [email protected]

        my dumb ass, who hasn't touched a dumbbell in years except for moving:

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        #132

        Goth or Alt girls won’t like you cuz you’re muscly.

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        • B [email protected]

          Being called garbage by a sexist troll like you, is a badge of honour. I will wear it with pride.

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          Oh, Lordy. I’m a sexist because I find your “men’s rights” nonsense to be utter clown shoes. Dear me. My deepest sympathies for your “male loneliness epidemic.” Weird how only some men seem to be affected.

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            Goth or Alt girls won’t like you cuz you’re muscly.

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            #134

            huh I guesd that tracks. but that means I have to choose 😵

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            • B [email protected]

              Sexists. Thats who disagrees with this. And take a look, we're surrounded.

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              #135

              Sir, this is a fedi

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                Oh, Lordy. I’m a sexist because I find your “men’s rights” nonsense to be utter clown shoes. Dear me. My deepest sympathies for your “male loneliness epidemic.” Weird how only some men seem to be affected.

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                Kinda feeding his shtick with this hot take.

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                  Oh no. How terrible.

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                  • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                    We don't snugly clothe dicks to the degree we do tits. Bras has to fit fairly snug to function correctly and that requires some level of precision. About the only thing that is snugly worn on the penis are condoms, which are very elastic.

                    I can think of one standard for dick size, and it's from NASA. Apollo astronauts wore external catheters for much of the mission, that is, a condom with a hose at the end for collecting urine. These came in three sizes but none of the astronauts would accept "small" or even "medium" so they were sized Large, Giant and Humongous.

                    Beyond that, like most male body parts, it is simply measured in inches.

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                    "To the engineers: I need size space horse please, thank you."

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                    • B [email protected]

                      Social media, were simps go to simp. Even when it means eating sexist shit...

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                      ok babe 👍

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                      • S [email protected]

                        What does that even mean? I’m 6’-5” and only 175-180lbs and I’m not flush with cash but I still get by just fine.

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                        I can't easily find new clothes or shoes as they are not big enough. I can fing but like never what I'd like. Thrift stores? Just forget it. So jeans & t-shirt it is. 6'6 95kilo, maybe where you live there is an abundance of clothes fitting me but here it sure isn't.

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                        • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                          It might be a little bit 2000s but a collared button down shirt worn over a t-shirt can spruce up the look quite a bit.

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                          Nice idea, thank you!

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                            Oh, Lordy. I’m a sexist because I find your “men’s rights” nonsense to be utter clown shoes. Dear me. My deepest sympathies for your “male loneliness epidemic.” Weird how only some men seem to be affected.

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                            No, whats weird is that you think being sexist towards men is AOK, while at the same time bemoaning being sexist towards women. I say both are bad, you disagree... Yet you insist Im the garbage person. What a fucking clown you are.

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                            • K [email protected]

                              I don’t think I have any friends or family flipping a coin to decide if they want to fall into the racist pipeline.

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                              I mean

                              Is that because you don't have any friends or family?

                              Or because once they flip the coin - they are no longer considered friends & family?

                              Or...

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                              • E [email protected]

                                Yes everyone knows that in order to have a functional society you need to wear a yellow fluorescent jacket and set fire to a few cars every time you're moderately unhappy about something.

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                                You know like Philadelphia

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                                • macncheezus@lemmy.todayM [email protected]

                                  Girls be like “where’s my 6 ft+ millionaire bf who also likes to stay home, cuddle, read feminist literature, and does the dishes and laundry without being asked”, meanwhile they’re a single mom with 30 extra pounds and crippling student loan debt.

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                                  If you really wanted to express that this goes both ways:

                                  In the post, it's "meanwhile, they're just some guy". Why not say "they're just some girl" instead on bashing on single mothers?

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                                  • H [email protected]

                                    Meh, I don't like big tits.

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                                    Same. Also she can have as much anime and games as she wants

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                                    • sparrowhawk@feddit.itS [email protected]

                                      "Oh, you mean the big tiddy goth gf was inside me this whole time???"

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                                      Yes, you can become one any time, so you can be someone else's big tiddy goth gf.

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                                      • H [email protected]

                                        Meh, I don't like big tits.

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                                        I like them, but I usually like smaller ones better.

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                                        • sparrowhawk@feddit.itS [email protected]

                                          "Oh, you mean the big tiddy goth gf was inside me this whole time???"

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                                          Be the girls you want to see in the world.

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