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We don't snugly clothe dicks to the degree we do tits. Bras has to fit fairly snug to function correctly and that requires some level of precision. About the only thing that is snugly worn on the penis are condoms, which are very elastic.
I can think of one standard for dick size, and it's from NASA. Apollo astronauts wore external catheters for much of the mission, that is, a condom with a hose at the end for collecting urine. These came in three sizes but none of the astronauts would accept "small" or even "medium" so they were sized Large, Giant and Humongous.
Beyond that, like most male body parts, it is simply measured in inches.
Bras has to fit fairly snug to function correctly and that requires some level of precision.
Eh, it can be argued that the "function" of a bra is to allow women to adhere to the beauty standards set for them by men.
That being said, they still aren't made that precisely, cup sizes are kinda all over the place depending on brand, and even the band sizes (which are kinda sorta close to the actual inch measurement of your ribcage, but not quite) are variable. That's why bras have adjustable straps everywhere, and why if you haven't been professionally fitted for one, your bras probably don't fit you right.
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my dumb ass, who hasn't touched a dumbbell in years except for moving:
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Goth or Alt girls won’t like you cuz you’re muscly.
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Being called garbage by a sexist troll like you, is a badge of honour. I will wear it with pride.
Oh, Lordy. I’m a sexist because I find your “men’s rights” nonsense to be utter clown shoes. Dear me. My deepest sympathies for your “male loneliness epidemic.” Weird how only some men seem to be affected.
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Goth or Alt girls won’t like you cuz you’re muscly.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]huh I guesd that tracks. but that means I have to choose
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Sexists. Thats who disagrees with this. And take a look, we're surrounded.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Sir, this is a fedi
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Oh, Lordy. I’m a sexist because I find your “men’s rights” nonsense to be utter clown shoes. Dear me. My deepest sympathies for your “male loneliness epidemic.” Weird how only some men seem to be affected.
Kinda feeding his shtick with this hot take.
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Oh no. How terrible.
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We don't snugly clothe dicks to the degree we do tits. Bras has to fit fairly snug to function correctly and that requires some level of precision. About the only thing that is snugly worn on the penis are condoms, which are very elastic.
I can think of one standard for dick size, and it's from NASA. Apollo astronauts wore external catheters for much of the mission, that is, a condom with a hose at the end for collecting urine. These came in three sizes but none of the astronauts would accept "small" or even "medium" so they were sized Large, Giant and Humongous.
Beyond that, like most male body parts, it is simply measured in inches.
"To the engineers: I need size space horse please, thank you."
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Social media, were simps go to simp. Even when it means eating sexist shit...
ok babe
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What does that even mean? I’m 6’-5” and only 175-180lbs and I’m not flush with cash but I still get by just fine.
I can't easily find new clothes or shoes as they are not big enough. I can fing but like never what I'd like. Thrift stores? Just forget it. So jeans & t-shirt it is. 6'6 95kilo, maybe where you live there is an abundance of clothes fitting me but here it sure isn't.
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It might be a little bit 2000s but a collared button down shirt worn over a t-shirt can spruce up the look quite a bit.
Nice idea, thank you!
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Oh, Lordy. I’m a sexist because I find your “men’s rights” nonsense to be utter clown shoes. Dear me. My deepest sympathies for your “male loneliness epidemic.” Weird how only some men seem to be affected.
No, whats weird is that you think being sexist towards men is AOK, while at the same time bemoaning being sexist towards women. I say both are bad, you disagree... Yet you insist Im the garbage person. What a fucking clown you are.
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I don’t think I have any friends or family flipping a coin to decide if they want to fall into the racist pipeline.
I mean
Is that because you don't have any friends or family?
Or because once they flip the coin - they are no longer considered friends & family?
Or...
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Yes everyone knows that in order to have a functional society you need to wear a yellow fluorescent jacket and set fire to a few cars every time you're moderately unhappy about something.
You know like Philadelphia
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Girls be like “where’s my 6 ft+ millionaire bf who also likes to stay home, cuddle, read feminist literature, and does the dishes and laundry without being asked”, meanwhile they’re a single mom with 30 extra pounds and crippling student loan debt.
If you really wanted to express that this goes both ways:
In the post, it's "meanwhile, they're just some guy". Why not say "they're just some girl" instead on bashing on single mothers?
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Meh, I don't like big tits.
Same. Also she can have as much anime and games as she wants
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"Oh, you mean the big tiddy goth gf was inside me this whole time???"
Yes, you can become one any time, so you can be someone else's big tiddy goth gf.
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Meh, I don't like big tits.
I like them, but I usually like smaller ones better.
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"Oh, you mean the big tiddy goth gf was inside me this whole time???"
Be the girls you want to see in the world.
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If they were just some guy it would be ok. In my female experience guys like this are overweigh, jobless, don't make a single effort at anything and are convinced women own him to be perfect
I think the Venn diagram of guys who want a big tiddy girlfriend with a tiny waist who plays video games and is caring towards them overlaps not only with overweight and jobless but also fit and employed and everything in between. What you're referring to "don't make a single effort at anything and are convinced women [owe] him to be perfect" is borderline abusive. You are insulting other overweight and jobless folk with your generalization.
