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    Look, if I can't be a big tiddy goth babe who plays video games, then that's the next best thing

    Luckily my wife is a little goth, plays a couple video games, she's a babe, and I love every part of her. And for some reason she likes me, so I guess I got the best thing anyway.

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    • macncheezus@lemmy.todayM [email protected]

      Girls be like “where’s my 6 ft+ millionaire bf who also likes to stay home, cuddle, read feminist literature, and does the dishes and laundry without being asked”, meanwhile they’re a single mom with 30 extra pounds and crippling student loan debt.

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      • track_shovel@slrpnk.netT [email protected]
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        Hmmm.

        Maybe I have lower standards than I thought. That's encouraging!

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          Girlfriend requirements: being female (optional) , liking each other.

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            Problem is having unrealistic expectations regardless of who you are. You can have preferences but don’t objectify.

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            okay, but why do you suppose he described the proverbial "welfare queen" as soon as someone posted a meme about a thing men do?

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            • sarge@startrek.websiteS [email protected]

              Look, if I can't be a big tiddy goth babe who plays video games, then that's the next best thing

              Luckily my wife is a little goth, plays a couple video games, she's a babe, and I love every part of her. And for some reason she likes me, so I guess I got the best thing anyway.

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              Every guy ever: "wtf... why does she like ME???.... whatever just go along with it"

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              • D [email protected]

                But I'm the main character

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                in my entire playthrough I've never seen the perspective switch to somebody else, which is very boring but also focuses all my attention on one character

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                • macncheezus@lemmy.todayM [email protected]

                  Girls be like “where’s my 6 ft+ millionaire bf who also likes to stay home, cuddle, read feminist literature, and does the dishes and laundry without being asked”, meanwhile they’re a single mom with 30 extra pounds and crippling student loan debt.

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                  You see this a lot in the comment sections of short videos complaining about men. The expectations are wild. Of course they're unrepresentative, but these women clearly are out there.

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                  • track_shovel@slrpnk.netT [email protected]
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                    I feel personally attacked.

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                      Every guy ever: "wtf... why does she like ME???.... whatever just go along with it"

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                      She’s a goth, so probably low self esteem. /s

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                      • sad_detective_man@leminal.spaceS [email protected]

                        okay, but why do you suppose he described the proverbial "welfare queen" as soon as someone posted a meme about a thing men do?

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                        Pot calling the kettle black?
                        Or
                        People in glass houses?

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                        • sad_detective_man@leminal.spaceS [email protected]

                          okay, but why do you suppose he described the proverbial "welfare queen" as soon as someone posted a meme about a thing men do?

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                          What part of their description made you think they were describing "the proverbial" welfare queen?

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                            I remember a post where a guy was like “why does she get all dressed up to go out with her friends but with she just wears sweatpants?” and the “with me” clip had bro in basketball shorts, a t-shirt, and a baseball hat. One of the comments said something along the lines “she’s putting as much effort in as you are.”

                            Too many of us dudes have such garbo fashion sense they seem to believe that wearing a t-shirt without holes and their “nice shorts” is enough to start complaining about women and it’s just sad.

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                              I’m a little scared to ask WTF a “GigaStacy” is suppose to be.

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                              Either the female equivalent of Gigachad, or a gal with a height of nine feet two grains.

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                              • mcbenavides85@piefed.socialM [email protected]

                                She’s a goth, so probably low self esteem. /s

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                                That's emo. Goth girlfriends are bad bitches.

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                                  Every guy ever: "wtf... why does she like ME???.... whatever just go along with it"

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                                  This guy ever: "wtf... why can't I be HER???.... whatever I got someone close enough to it"

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                                  • sarge@startrek.websiteS [email protected]

                                    Look, if I can't be a big tiddy goth babe who plays video games, then that's the next best thing

                                    Luckily my wife is a little goth, plays a couple video games, she's a babe, and I love every part of her. And for some reason she likes me, so I guess I got the best thing anyway.

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                                    Is she single?

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                                      I remember a post where a guy was like “why does she get all dressed up to go out with her friends but with she just wears sweatpants?” and the “with me” clip had bro in basketball shorts, a t-shirt, and a baseball hat. One of the comments said something along the lines “she’s putting as much effort in as you are.”

                                      Too many of us dudes have such garbo fashion sense they seem to believe that wearing a t-shirt without holes and their “nice shorts” is enough to start complaining about women and it’s just sad.

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                                      What is hilarious is when people come into an interview like a scrub. I understand you spent four hundred dollars on those basketball sneakers. But they're basketball sneakers. You didn't get the job because you obviously make bad decisions.

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                                      • S [email protected]

                                        I remember a post where a guy was like “why does she get all dressed up to go out with her friends but with she just wears sweatpants?” and the “with me” clip had bro in basketball shorts, a t-shirt, and a baseball hat. One of the comments said something along the lines “she’s putting as much effort in as you are.”

                                        Too many of us dudes have such garbo fashion sense they seem to believe that wearing a t-shirt without holes and their “nice shorts” is enough to start complaining about women and it’s just sad.

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                                        gonna be honest. i have eclectic (okay weird) but pretty sharp fashion sense. going out with my wife is always an excuse to dress up. i don't understand this "wearing a t-shirt without holes and their “nice shorts” is enough to start complaining about women" but i'm fucking vain

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                                        • sarge@startrek.websiteS [email protected]

                                          Look, if I can't be a big tiddy goth babe who plays video games, then that's the next best thing

                                          Luckily my wife is a little goth, plays a couple video games, she's a babe, and I love every part of her. And for some reason she likes me, so I guess I got the best thing anyway.

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                                          we can all be big tiddy goth babes who play video games in our hearts

                                          i'm a bit gothabilly and my wife is pastel goth when we wear black. without gushing for too long, I'll just say we're good for each other.

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