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  • A [email protected]

    I’m a little scared to ask WTF a “GigaStacy” is suppose to be.

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    Either the female equivalent of Gigachad, or a gal with a height of nine feet two grains.

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    • mcbenavides85@piefed.socialM [email protected]

      She’s a goth, so probably low self esteem. /s

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      That's emo. Goth girlfriends are bad bitches.

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      • T [email protected]

        Every guy ever: "wtf... why does she like ME???.... whatever just go along with it"

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        This guy ever: "wtf... why can't I be HER???.... whatever I got someone close enough to it"

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        • sarge@startrek.websiteS [email protected]

          Look, if I can't be a big tiddy goth babe who plays video games, then that's the next best thing

          Luckily my wife is a little goth, plays a couple video games, she's a babe, and I love every part of her. And for some reason she likes me, so I guess I got the best thing anyway.

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          Is she single?

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          • S [email protected]

            I remember a post where a guy was like “why does she get all dressed up to go out with her friends but with she just wears sweatpants?” and the “with me” clip had bro in basketball shorts, a t-shirt, and a baseball hat. One of the comments said something along the lines “she’s putting as much effort in as you are.”

            Too many of us dudes have such garbo fashion sense they seem to believe that wearing a t-shirt without holes and their “nice shorts” is enough to start complaining about women and it’s just sad.

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            What is hilarious is when people come into an interview like a scrub. I understand you spent four hundred dollars on those basketball sneakers. But they're basketball sneakers. You didn't get the job because you obviously make bad decisions.

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            • S [email protected]

              I remember a post where a guy was like “why does she get all dressed up to go out with her friends but with she just wears sweatpants?” and the “with me” clip had bro in basketball shorts, a t-shirt, and a baseball hat. One of the comments said something along the lines “she’s putting as much effort in as you are.”

              Too many of us dudes have such garbo fashion sense they seem to believe that wearing a t-shirt without holes and their “nice shorts” is enough to start complaining about women and it’s just sad.

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              gonna be honest. i have eclectic (okay weird) but pretty sharp fashion sense. going out with my wife is always an excuse to dress up. i don't understand this "wearing a t-shirt without holes and their “nice shorts” is enough to start complaining about women" but i'm fucking vain

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              • sarge@startrek.websiteS [email protected]

                Look, if I can't be a big tiddy goth babe who plays video games, then that's the next best thing

                Luckily my wife is a little goth, plays a couple video games, she's a babe, and I love every part of her. And for some reason she likes me, so I guess I got the best thing anyway.

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                #32

                we can all be big tiddy goth babes who play video games in our hearts

                i'm a bit gothabilly and my wife is pastel goth when we wear black. without gushing for too long, I'll just say we're good for each other.

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                • R [email protected]

                  Problem is having unrealistic expectations regardless of who you are. You can have preferences but don’t objectify.

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                  #33

                  I would say that their comment was perfectly in line with the post lol

                  it goes both ways

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                    #34

                    I just want someone who is that middle thing (watches anime and plays games). Everything else is optional.

                    Goth/Preppy

                    Boy/Girl

                    Living/Deceased

                    🤷‍♂️

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                    • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                      gonna be honest. i have eclectic (okay weird) but pretty sharp fashion sense. going out with my wife is always an excuse to dress up. i don't understand this "wearing a t-shirt without holes and their “nice shorts” is enough to start complaining about women" but i'm fucking vain

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                      There are a lot of dudes who basically just think that if they meet a bare minimum then they’re owed something. You can see it a lot just walking around and will probably notice it more as the percentage of chain restaurants and parking lots in the area goes up.

                      You and I might put more effort in but how we are doesn’t change how they are.

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                      • P [email protected]

                        What is hilarious is when people come into an interview like a scrub. I understand you spent four hundred dollars on those basketball sneakers. But they're basketball sneakers. You didn't get the job because you obviously make bad decisions.

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                        And to that end, dressing up nice enough for interview at most places shouldn’t even be that high a bar. Dark jeans and a nice button up, even one with patterns honestly, will probably be enough. After that, though, most jobs pay like shit and treat people worse than that so if they expect me to show up in a suit and jerk them off they can get bent.

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                        • S [email protected]

                          If you have to ask you can't afford her

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                          Ah yes! The girls from Canterford, the ones I can’t afford.

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                          • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                            I just want someone who is that middle thing (watches anime and plays games). Everything else is optional.

                            Goth/Preppy

                            Boy/Girl

                            Living/Deceased

                            🤷‍♂️

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                            Existing/Nonexisting? Boom, problem solved

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                            • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                              gonna be honest. i have eclectic (okay weird) but pretty sharp fashion sense. going out with my wife is always an excuse to dress up. i don't understand this "wearing a t-shirt without holes and their “nice shorts” is enough to start complaining about women" but i'm fucking vain

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                              Now I'm deeply curious about your fashion sense. What's the weirdest item that you love and regularly wear?

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                              • S [email protected]

                                I remember a post where a guy was like “why does she get all dressed up to go out with her friends but with she just wears sweatpants?” and the “with me” clip had bro in basketball shorts, a t-shirt, and a baseball hat. One of the comments said something along the lines “she’s putting as much effort in as you are.”

                                Too many of us dudes have such garbo fashion sense they seem to believe that wearing a t-shirt without holes and their “nice shorts” is enough to start complaining about women and it’s just sad.

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                                Also, are we talking about being at home, or going out on a date with the guy? If she's chilling at home of course she's gonna be in fucking sweatpants. Do you expect her to look like a TikTok influencer 24/7? Hell, even if it was an outing, if you're going to a regular, mom-and-pop diner or some shit, I also wouldn't expect someone to dress mega fancy, especially if you're already with them.

                                But yeah, don't wear a plain ass T-shirt and shorts to a nice date and expect your partner to always be ready to model for a fashion brand...

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                                  If they were just some guy it would be ok. In my female experience guys like this are overweigh, jobless, don't make a single effort at anything and are convinced women own him to be perfect

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                                  • A [email protected]

                                    Now I'm deeply curious about your fashion sense. What's the weirdest item that you love and regularly wear?

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                                    that depends on your opinion. i have a bright bright bright coral linen blazer i've fallen in love with lately and i wear whenever the weather is cool enough. pair it with a loud enough patterned shirt and it's fantastic.

                                    my bio family jokes that they find ugly stuff on the discount rack and when i put it on it looks good because it matches, but they just don't have the confidence to pull this stuff off.

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                                    • B [email protected]

                                      in my entire playthrough I've never seen the perspective switch to somebody else, which is very boring but also focuses all my attention on one character

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                                      You have to use the bed at night (or during the day for a debuff if you don’t have the night owl characteristic), there’s a random chance a dream sequence will initiate and give you other POVs.

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                                      • sad_detective_man@leminal.spaceS [email protected]

                                        okay, but why do you suppose he described the proverbial "welfare queen" as soon as someone posted a meme about a thing men do?

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                                        Because both genders do it and it's only fair to point out that it's not only the one in the post, exactly as valid as if that comment was the OP and someone commented about men doing it

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                                        • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                          I just want someone who is that middle thing (watches anime and plays games). Everything else is optional.

                                          Goth/Preppy

                                          Boy/Girl

                                          Living/Deceased

                                          🤷‍♂️

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                                          Where would you ever find someone who both watches anime AND plays video games?

                                          Talk about a unicorn.

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