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  • C [email protected]

    I only have one conspiracy theory and it's that Macron did Notrè Dame to distract from the protests.

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    Lol, now I'm picturing Macron sneaking up into the Notré Dame attic with a matchbox in hand, giggling.

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    • H [email protected]

      Meh, I don't like big tits.

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      • hatsune_miku@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

        im hatsune miku!

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        Omg it's Hatsune Miku

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          And no one even mentions Bo Burnhams song about exactly this?

          Well here is a link then.

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          • C [email protected]

            Nobody wants to be graded like a piece of pork.

            Pretty sure dick rating is at least a fetish.

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            We don't have standartization for dick sizes, but we do have it for boob sizes

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              We don't have standartization for dick sizes, but we do have it for boob sizes

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              I think special undies based on penis size would be to confrontational for most men.

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              • lime@feddit.nuL [email protected]

                thanks for creating minecraft!

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                #95

                i live in israel!

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                  I'd love to see this dude that actually thinks that anymore. Today's trend is to just give up on material life like a zen buddist, but be a nihilist.

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                  • hatsune_miku@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                    i live in israel!

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                    ...ah.

                    is kasane teto around?

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                    • R [email protected]

                      We don't have standartization for dick sizes, but we do have it for boob sizes

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                      We don't snugly clothe dicks to the degree we do tits. Bras has to fit fairly snug to function correctly and that requires some level of precision. About the only thing that is snugly worn on the penis are condoms, which are very elastic.

                      I can think of one standard for dick size, and it's from NASA. Apollo astronauts wore external catheters for much of the mission, that is, a condom with a hose at the end for collecting urine. These came in three sizes but none of the astronauts would accept "small" or even "medium" so they were sized Large, Giant and Humongous.

                      Beyond that, like most male body parts, it is simply measured in inches.

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                      • V [email protected]

                        I'd love to dress better, but at my height and gender expectations, best I can do is a good pair of jeans and a nice t-shirt. Would love to do better 😥

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                        It might be a little bit 2000s but a collared button down shirt worn over a t-shirt can spruce up the look quite a bit.

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                        • E [email protected]

                          Yes everyone knows that in order to have a functional society you need to wear a yellow fluorescent jacket and set fire to a few cars every time you're moderately unhappy about something.

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                          That is actually the case, yes.

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                          • E [email protected]

                            Lol, now I'm picturing Macron sneaking up into the Notré Dame attic with a matchbox in hand, giggling.

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                            Except he he has an incredibly long, thin mustache that he is gleefully twirling as he does it.

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                            • R [email protected]

                              Typically if you go looking for a partner with a checklist you'll be disappointed. Nobody wants to be graded like a piece of pork.

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                              My checklist:

                              Must like me

                              Don’t be bigoted

                              Maybe I’m asking too much

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                                "Oh, you mean the big tiddy goth gf was inside me this whole time???"

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                                • P [email protected]

                                  What is hilarious is when people come into an interview like a scrub. I understand you spent four hundred dollars on those basketball sneakers. But they're basketball sneakers. You didn't get the job because you obviously make bad decisions.

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                                  If the job isn't representative or dealing with customers, fuck off with fashion sense or pay for the uniform.

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                                  • H [email protected]

                                    Meh, I don't like big tits.

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                                    valid opinion, have a nice day

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                                    • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                                      We don't snugly clothe dicks to the degree we do tits. Bras has to fit fairly snug to function correctly and that requires some level of precision. About the only thing that is snugly worn on the penis are condoms, which are very elastic.

                                      I can think of one standard for dick size, and it's from NASA. Apollo astronauts wore external catheters for much of the mission, that is, a condom with a hose at the end for collecting urine. These came in three sizes but none of the astronauts would accept "small" or even "medium" so they were sized Large, Giant and Humongous.

                                      Beyond that, like most male body parts, it is simply measured in inches.

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                                      This reminds me of how when I go shopping for eggs in the supermarket, they are sold in sizes of Large, X-Large, and Jumbo. Nobody wants to face the humiliation of buying a carton of small eggs.

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                                      • lime@feddit.nuL [email protected]

                                        ...ah.

                                        is kasane teto around?

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                                        that bitch owes me a 5 dollar

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                                        • H [email protected]

                                          Meh, I don't like big tits.

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                                          Yup that fixes everything about this.

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