Least regrettable but most unconventional liquid to take a bath in?
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Oobleck for the experience. It wouldn't clean you, but you'd have a story. Possibly mild regret if it's in a bathtub that you need to clean or a house who's plumbing you're responsible for afterwards.
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I'd say perfluorocarbons, like perfluorodecalin. Harmless and clear, but they have huge oxygen absorption capacity, so you'd surely be able to breathe even if you sank your face in it (probably not fun to do so tho).
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I was going to say heavy water, but TIL that it's not just chonky water. It can be toxic.
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Heavy water - like water, just heavier.
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I like it -- though how do I get out of it?
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A mixture of Vaseline and baby oil, just enough to keep it liquified.
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What dilution? 25% makes you sterile and 50% kills you after a week of drinking it
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Like waterboarding yourself whilst never dying
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Don't eat your bath salts. Don't drink your bathwater.
As a general rule: Just don't.
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That sounds... messy.... but yes, you will technically be quite clean and fragrant after
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but its me soup, how can I resist?
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Maybe coconut water or aloe vera gel, I imagine it'd feel weird but probably not regrettable.
I guess we've got to beat Cleopatra as our baseline with her bath of asp milk.
Marmite would probably veer into the regrettable category, and I'm saying that as a marmite enjoyer
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Warm egg custard
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Zero sugar energy drinks.
No sugar means its not gonna get sticky, it'd rinse right off.
I imagine a bunch of creams already use the b vitamins you'd get since they love shoving b vitamins in those.
And it'll actually drain when you're done and a quick rinse will get everything normal afterwards.
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You have to have 25% and 50% in your body fluids for it to happen, if you drink a glass of 50% heavy water you won’t drop dead a week later.
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Very slowly.
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coconut water
in a heartbeat
aloe vera
I can imagine this feeling really tingly after a while, though not sure why.
asp milk
what is this? I googled and found nothing
marmite
I too partake joyfully in that hellish sludge, and have wondered what depths of depravity I would willingly go to to satisfy that dark craving
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coke zero, no question. diet coke? no thank you. Pepsi max? gtfo
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what is this? I googled and found nothing
Ah I got my history slightly wrong, she bathed in donkey milk and just liked asps (a kind of snake)
