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    I don't know that weed could ever bring about the same effects and consequences. iirc it was ketamine that Chandelier used

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    Ah, half-joking, sorry. I was thinking that I would most likely fall asleep in the water after my third blunt.

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      They make boats out of the stuff, I'm sure it will be fine.

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      Only in salt water actually, wooden boats don't like fresh water.

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      • aceshigh@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

        I’m one of them and I have no idea… why would you want to sit in your own filth? I’m also not a fan of swimming pools or jacuzzis.

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        Ok l, no one tell her that air is technically a fluid, so she is already swimming in filth.

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        • P [email protected]

          Do the orgasm tokens come with the board?

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          Most of mine happen because I am bored.

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            Don't know about others, but I'll spin around dolphin-style and/or try and float.

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            • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH [email protected]

              Don't know about others, but I'll spin around dolphin-style and/or try and float.

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              I wish I could float. I can swim but floating ain't an option no more because of my bone density.

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                I mostly stare into the abyss.

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                • janus2@lemmy.zipJ [email protected]

                  wh–do other people with vaginas jerk off in the tub!? I specifically stopped taking baths because my snatch kept slurping water then ejecting it into my underwear later. Yick.

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                  Maybe it wouldn't have been so rude if you gave it a straw to drink like a civilised people.

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                    honestly, that's better conversation than whatever gossip normal people talk about.

                    I wish my genitals had those powers, What's the point of having the shape shifting straw model if it won't do any silly straw shenanigans.

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                    I didn't really think of it as a "power" but now that you mention it, I could probably prank the hell out someone with some wacky nonsense. Voof some guava jelly and shoot 'er out the cooter during sex. SURPRISE!!! 🤪

                    (this will likely never happen as I'm perpetually single. gee i wonder why)

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                    • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                      That's it we're forcefemming op and having a tea party

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                      women 🍵

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                      • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                        I have this fancy suction cup wall handle what like I'm a feeble old poot monster (because I'm a feeble young poot monster) and it's pretty neat for hanging stuff from and grabbing on to when I don't feel like falling over.

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                        I'm an uncoordinated middle aged poot monster and can confirm the universal utility of the sucky bar has probably saved me from getting several stitches

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                          Maybe it wouldn't have been so rude if you gave it a straw to drink like a civilised people.

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                          it puts the coochie in the bath or else it gets the straw again

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                            From what I've read about them in books they seem really great

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                            especially when they go down staircases, I've read

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                              It’s also weird how every prop on the tray is photoshopped in. Did the person making this image not even have physical access to the tray?

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                                It's relaxing, but I wouldn't spend hours reading or something, it's just uncomfortable and you look like a raisin afterwards.

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                                I think if you tried to spend hours in there the water would go cold, but it's comfortable for, say, 20, 30, maybe 40 minutes, which is enough to read for a bit or watch an episode of a series. It's indulgent, but it feels relaxing to shut yourself in the bathroom, go into a tub of hot water and relax isolated from the world outside.

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                                  It’s also weird how every prop on the tray is photoshopped in. Did the person making this image not even have physical access to the tray?

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                                  I can only assume that photography is illegal in China

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                                  • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                                    I use the tub to see if a giant shit increases or decreases my volume

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                                    "An object fully immersed in water displaces an amount equal to its volume.

                                    An object floating in water displaces an a amount equal to its weight." -Some Eureka guy

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                                      I didn't really think of it as a "power" but now that you mention it, I could probably prank the hell out someone with some wacky nonsense. Voof some guava jelly and shoot 'er out the cooter during sex. SURPRISE!!! 🤪

                                      (this will likely never happen as I'm perpetually single. gee i wonder why)

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                                      Well that would give a whole new meaning to the phrase "eating her out"

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                                      • janus2@lemmy.zipJ [email protected]

                                        ...remind me not to eat off any of your dishes

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                                        They could kill a third bird by incorporating one of both of their bathroom procedures, eliminating the need for excessive flushing.

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                                          I feel personally attacked!

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                                          Same model! Good for keeping the wine glass dry on the outside and popping up the kindle

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