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  • F [email protected]

    Maybe it wouldn't have been so rude if you gave it a straw to drink like a civilised people.

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    it puts the coochie in the bath or else it gets the straw again

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    • A [email protected]

      From what I've read about them in books they seem really great

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      especially when they go down staircases, I've read

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        It’s also weird how every prop on the tray is photoshopped in. Did the person making this image not even have physical access to the tray?

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          It's relaxing, but I wouldn't spend hours reading or something, it's just uncomfortable and you look like a raisin afterwards.

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          I think if you tried to spend hours in there the water would go cold, but it's comfortable for, say, 20, 30, maybe 40 minutes, which is enough to read for a bit or watch an episode of a series. It's indulgent, but it feels relaxing to shut yourself in the bathroom, go into a tub of hot water and relax isolated from the world outside.

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            It’s also weird how every prop on the tray is photoshopped in. Did the person making this image not even have physical access to the tray?

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            I can only assume that photography is illegal in China

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            • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

              I use the tub to see if a giant shit increases or decreases my volume

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              "An object fully immersed in water displaces an amount equal to its volume.

              An object floating in water displaces an a amount equal to its weight." -Some Eureka guy

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              • janus2@lemmy.zipJ [email protected]

                I didn't really think of it as a "power" but now that you mention it, I could probably prank the hell out someone with some wacky nonsense. Voof some guava jelly and shoot 'er out the cooter during sex. SURPRISE!!! 🤪

                (this will likely never happen as I'm perpetually single. gee i wonder why)

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                Well that would give a whole new meaning to the phrase "eating her out"

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                • janus2@lemmy.zipJ [email protected]

                  ...remind me not to eat off any of your dishes

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                  They could kill a third bird by incorporating one of both of their bathroom procedures, eliminating the need for excessive flushing.

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                  • lexam@lemmy.worldL [email protected]

                    I feel personally attacked!

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                    Same model! Good for keeping the wine glass dry on the outside and popping up the kindle

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                    • janus2@lemmy.zipJ [email protected]

                      I didn't really think of it as a "power" but now that you mention it, I could probably prank the hell out someone with some wacky nonsense. Voof some guava jelly and shoot 'er out the cooter during sex. SURPRISE!!! 🤪

                      (this will likely never happen as I'm perpetually single. gee i wonder why)

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                      you can make sure your partner never gets thirsty while being eating out. that's their loss

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                        Ok l, no one tell her that air is technically a fluid, so she is already swimming in filth.

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                        Gas is a distinct state of matter. Or rather, a stinky state of matter

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                          They could kill a third bird by incorporating one of both of their bathroom procedures, eliminating the need for excessive flushing.

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                          Turd bird

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                          • P [email protected]

                            IDEA: Sir, is it possible we have things completely backwards? Perhaps it is the candles that go in the bath and the woman who goes on the tray.

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                            Give this man a raise for single handedly inventing the candle watching bridge!

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                              Gas is a distinct state of matter. Or rather, a stinky state of matter

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                              As you get older, you will sometimes find that your gas has unexpectedly become a solid, or even worse, a fluid 😰.

                              That's the "fun" thing about science, because different disciplines decided to reuse the words from other disciplines we get very technical words with multiple meanings.

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                                Only in salt water actually, wooden boats don't like fresh water.

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                                Shit does that mean my dugout won't last very long?

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                                  Only in salt water actually, wooden boats don't like fresh water.

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                                  Didn't native Americans use log canoes?

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                                    I’m one of them and I have no idea… why would you want to sit in your own filth? I’m also not a fan of swimming pools or jacuzzis.

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                                    you shower before the bath

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                                      Shit does that mean my dugout won't last very long?

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                                      I'm no expert, my source is Sampson Boat Co mostly, but I suspect dry storage might prevent rotting and it's mostly an issue with large(r) ships spending lots of time in water.

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                                      • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                                        I would love one of these with a dish drying rack. I like to kill two birds with one stone and save water.

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                                        Saving water is why I do all my meal prep while in the shower, but don't forget to install a garbage disposal in the drain, or you'll risk frequent clogs.

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                                          I know they don't look at me like that when I barge in.

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