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  • S [email protected]

    It’s also weird how every prop on the tray is photoshopped in. Did the person making this image not even have physical access to the tray?

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    I can only assume that photography is illegal in China

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    • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

      I use the tub to see if a giant shit increases or decreases my volume

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      "An object fully immersed in water displaces an amount equal to its volume.

      An object floating in water displaces an a amount equal to its weight." -Some Eureka guy

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      • janus2@lemmy.zipJ [email protected]

        I didn't really think of it as a "power" but now that you mention it, I could probably prank the hell out someone with some wacky nonsense. Voof some guava jelly and shoot 'er out the cooter during sex. SURPRISE!!! 🤪

        (this will likely never happen as I'm perpetually single. gee i wonder why)

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        Well that would give a whole new meaning to the phrase "eating her out"

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        • janus2@lemmy.zipJ [email protected]

          ...remind me not to eat off any of your dishes

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          They could kill a third bird by incorporating one of both of their bathroom procedures, eliminating the need for excessive flushing.

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          • lexam@lemmy.worldL [email protected]

            I feel personally attacked!

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            Same model! Good for keeping the wine glass dry on the outside and popping up the kindle

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            • janus2@lemmy.zipJ [email protected]

              I didn't really think of it as a "power" but now that you mention it, I could probably prank the hell out someone with some wacky nonsense. Voof some guava jelly and shoot 'er out the cooter during sex. SURPRISE!!! 🤪

              (this will likely never happen as I'm perpetually single. gee i wonder why)

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              you can make sure your partner never gets thirsty while being eating out. that's their loss

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              • T [email protected]

                Ok l, no one tell her that air is technically a fluid, so she is already swimming in filth.

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                Gas is a distinct state of matter. Or rather, a stinky state of matter

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                  They could kill a third bird by incorporating one of both of their bathroom procedures, eliminating the need for excessive flushing.

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                  Turd bird

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                  • P [email protected]

                    IDEA: Sir, is it possible we have things completely backwards? Perhaps it is the candles that go in the bath and the woman who goes on the tray.

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                    Give this man a raise for single handedly inventing the candle watching bridge!

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                    • P [email protected]

                      Gas is a distinct state of matter. Or rather, a stinky state of matter

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                      As you get older, you will sometimes find that your gas has unexpectedly become a solid, or even worse, a fluid 😰.

                      That's the "fun" thing about science, because different disciplines decided to reuse the words from other disciplines we get very technical words with multiple meanings.

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                      • L [email protected]

                        Only in salt water actually, wooden boats don't like fresh water.

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                        Shit does that mean my dugout won't last very long?

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                        • L [email protected]

                          Only in salt water actually, wooden boats don't like fresh water.

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                          Didn't native Americans use log canoes?

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                          • aceshigh@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

                            I’m one of them and I have no idea… why would you want to sit in your own filth? I’m also not a fan of swimming pools or jacuzzis.

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                            you shower before the bath

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                            • H [email protected]

                              Shit does that mean my dugout won't last very long?

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                              I'm no expert, my source is Sampson Boat Co mostly, but I suspect dry storage might prevent rotting and it's mostly an issue with large(r) ships spending lots of time in water.

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                              • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                                I would love one of these with a dish drying rack. I like to kill two birds with one stone and save water.

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                                Saving water is why I do all my meal prep while in the shower, but don't forget to install a garbage disposal in the drain, or you'll risk frequent clogs.

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                                  I know they don't look at me like that when I barge in.

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                                  • janus2@lemmy.zipJ [email protected]

                                    I didn't really think of it as a "power" but now that you mention it, I could probably prank the hell out someone with some wacky nonsense. Voof some guava jelly and shoot 'er out the cooter during sex. SURPRISE!!! 🤪

                                    (this will likely never happen as I'm perpetually single. gee i wonder why)

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                                    "Voof"

                                    Fucking bravo lol

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                                      “And up here is the squirt catcher”.

                                      I am extremely gay and also don’t know how women use the bathtub but that is how I would design it for men.

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                                      How do people use bathtubs in general? Genuine question, these things just aren't common here at where I live at, there is only showers here

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                                      • peter_arbeitslos@feddit.orgP [email protected]

                                        Alright, actually never tought about that, also since it seems irrational to first use water to sit in and then use water to clean yourself. It's more about the dirty feeling than actually sitting in dirt. Still I think I would prefer a comfy couch instead of a bath.

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                                        You’re getting so much pushback but I agree with you! No tub cushions, and I don’t like the feeling of dripping so baths and showers for me are pretty utilitarian. I do it because I have to. I’ll relax on the couch.

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                                          You’re getting so much pushback but I agree with you! No tub cushions, and I don’t like the feeling of dripping so baths and showers for me are pretty utilitarian. I do it because I have to. I’ll relax on the couch.

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                                          Couch-comrades!

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