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  • P [email protected]

    Gas is a distinct state of matter. Or rather, a stinky state of matter

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    As you get older, you will sometimes find that your gas has unexpectedly become a solid, or even worse, a fluid 😰.

    That's the "fun" thing about science, because different disciplines decided to reuse the words from other disciplines we get very technical words with multiple meanings.

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    • L [email protected]

      Only in salt water actually, wooden boats don't like fresh water.

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      Shit does that mean my dugout won't last very long?

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        Only in salt water actually, wooden boats don't like fresh water.

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        Didn't native Americans use log canoes?

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        • aceshigh@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

          I’m one of them and I have no idea… why would you want to sit in your own filth? I’m also not a fan of swimming pools or jacuzzis.

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          you shower before the bath

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            Shit does that mean my dugout won't last very long?

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            I'm no expert, my source is Sampson Boat Co mostly, but I suspect dry storage might prevent rotting and it's mostly an issue with large(r) ships spending lots of time in water.

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            • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

              I would love one of these with a dish drying rack. I like to kill two birds with one stone and save water.

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              Saving water is why I do all my meal prep while in the shower, but don't forget to install a garbage disposal in the drain, or you'll risk frequent clogs.

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              • ladybutterfly@piefed.blahaj.zoneL [email protected]
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                I know they don't look at me like that when I barge in.

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                • janus2@lemmy.zipJ [email protected]

                  I didn't really think of it as a "power" but now that you mention it, I could probably prank the hell out someone with some wacky nonsense. Voof some guava jelly and shoot 'er out the cooter during sex. SURPRISE!!! 🤪

                  (this will likely never happen as I'm perpetually single. gee i wonder why)

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                  "Voof"

                  Fucking bravo lol

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                  • J [email protected]

                    “And up here is the squirt catcher”.

                    I am extremely gay and also don’t know how women use the bathtub but that is how I would design it for men.

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                    How do people use bathtubs in general? Genuine question, these things just aren't common here at where I live at, there is only showers here

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                    • peter_arbeitslos@feddit.orgP [email protected]

                      Alright, actually never tought about that, also since it seems irrational to first use water to sit in and then use water to clean yourself. It's more about the dirty feeling than actually sitting in dirt. Still I think I would prefer a comfy couch instead of a bath.

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                      You’re getting so much pushback but I agree with you! No tub cushions, and I don’t like the feeling of dripping so baths and showers for me are pretty utilitarian. I do it because I have to. I’ll relax on the couch.

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                        You’re getting so much pushback but I agree with you! No tub cushions, and I don’t like the feeling of dripping so baths and showers for me are pretty utilitarian. I do it because I have to. I’ll relax on the couch.

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                        Couch-comrades!

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                        • S [email protected]

                          It’s also weird how every prop on the tray is photoshopped in. Did the person making this image not even have physical access to the tray?

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                          If you don’t care about making it look right it’s way cheaper to buy the component images and piece them together than it is to coordinate a photo shoot with a model who is willing to get in a bath and the crew who would be needed (not a lot, but probably a lighting tech and a makeup person at least, if one of them was also willing and able to do things like keep the bubbles looking right.)

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                          • janus2@lemmy.zipJ [email protected]

                            wh–do other people with vaginas jerk off in the tub!? I specifically stopped taking baths because my snatch kept slurping water then ejecting it into my underwear later. Yick.

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                            Just remember to do Kegels until the bathwater is out before you leave the tub.

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                              If you don’t care about making it look right it’s way cheaper to buy the component images and piece them together than it is to coordinate a photo shoot with a model who is willing to get in a bath and the crew who would be needed (not a lot, but probably a lighting tech and a makeup person at least, if one of them was also willing and able to do things like keep the bubbles looking right.)

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                              But each of the props is individually photoshopped.

                              Wouldn't you pick your stock photo of the woman in the bath, then create your green screen shot of the product with all the props actually on it with consistent lighting, and then Photoshop the whole then in as a single element? Why would they get stock assets for every single prop rather than use real props when photographing the product?

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                                But each of the props is individually photoshopped.

                                Wouldn't you pick your stock photo of the woman in the bath, then create your green screen shot of the product with all the props actually on it with consistent lighting, and then Photoshop the whole then in as a single element? Why would they get stock assets for every single prop rather than use real props when photographing the product?

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                                Not if I’m an underpaid entry level “marketing” employee. Getting each item is a separate purchase order, and your boss will be on your ass to use the digital assets his boss paid for. Shit, the person who composed this image may not have a camera other than the one on their phone and the webcam on their laptop.

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                                  But do you achieve your breasting in a boobily fashion?

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                                  titfully so

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                                    Prop head on one of the corners, close eyes, float into the abyss.

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                                      I've seen what happens, and I don't think you're allowed to show uncontrollable diarrhea in marketing material

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                                        Not if I’m an underpaid entry level “marketing” employee. Getting each item is a separate purchase order, and your boss will be on your ass to use the digital assets his boss paid for. Shit, the person who composed this image may not have a camera other than the one on their phone and the webcam on their laptop.

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                                        I suppose that's my bad for assuming marketers want the marketing material to be good. Which, honestly, was a silly mistake.

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                                        • M [email protected]

                                          I mean... It's got a prop for your porn tablet and lots of room for magic wands, dildos and vibrators.

                                          That tray looks perfect for masturbating in the tub.

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                                          You’d have to get a magic wand that doesn’t plug into the wall though, so you’re giving up on a bit of power.

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