Amusement
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ADHD brain can't handle a bath. It's too much relaxing and not enough doing.
Even showers are 10 minutes of staring at a fkn wall
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they replaced that with a harpoon dispenser
What could a shower be without a tampoon to the moon?
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If I remember correctly it's a chocolate bar
Oh, yeah, it looks like one of those "world's finest" bars they sell for school fundraiser (they're a lot skinnier than they used to be).
Wouldn't want your pasta to spoil your appetite for chocolate.
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Ah yes, salt, pepper, wine, coffee and a traditional photo stand to look at an actual photograph.
Mmm yes
I suppose they're trying to show all the things the tray can do, not an accurate representation of a person relaxing in the tub.
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Ah yes, salt, pepper, wine, coffee and a traditional photo stand to look at an actual photograph.
Mmm yes
There's even some space left for a little jar of marmite!
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That's salt and pepper? I assumed it was like face creams or something
Face cream? In the bath? Get out of here!
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If I remember correctly it's a chocolate bar
Not his first one judging from the water.
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What is that he's dropping? Looks like a slimjim, but the packaging is wrong and it wouldn't make sense with spaghetti.
And why is the water brown?
It was a chocolate bar. What else do you eat with spaghetti in the bathtub?
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Even showers are 10 minutes of staring at a fkn wall
Get a shower speaker, actually wash yourself in the shower. Wow, a song and a half, guess I'm done.
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Orgasm tokens and body paint markers for drawing faces.
Do the orgasm tokens come with the board?
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Even showers are 10 minutes of staring at a fkn wall
Not for Cosmo Kramer.
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I feel personally attacked!
Unless that is teak wood would not be my first material choice.
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Alright fellas, let's brainstorm this out. What do the ladies do in the bath?
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Alright fellas, let's brainstorm this out. What do the ladies do in the bath?
My wife has one, there's a couple of unburned candles on it, a battery powered lighter, some potpourri and a tablet stand.
I knew she uses the tablet stand, I think everything else is just because she likes the way it looks in these advertisements.
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I like the vibe of having multiple blunts for a single bath
Careful, this is how you Chandler in the tub
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Don't be so quick to blame AI. this is horrible photo shopping at its prime. The glass of wine may as well be cut from a magazine and glued on. The tray is skewed incorrectly
Yeah, it definitely looks like the tray was hastily slapped together in photoshop, but I think the tub and woman are AI. I could be wrong, but the perspective on the tub doesn't seem right, and she looks uncanny.
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Just get yourself a 2.5’x3.5’x5/16” steel plate, accomplishing the same thing.
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This ain't AI... This is the haphazardly thrown together product photos you see on amazon, which just plasters a few stock photos together with the product.
Love the tiny wine glass with a weird perspective and lighting that has its foot cut in half.
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I feel personally attacked!
I would love one of these with a dish drying rack. I like to kill two birds with one stone and save water.
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I mean... It's got a prop for your porn tablet and lots of room for magic wands, dildos and vibrators.
That tray looks perfect for masturbating in the tub.
