Amusement
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Ah yes, salt, pepper, wine, coffee and a traditional photo stand to look at an actual photograph.
Mmm yes
I suppose they're trying to show all the things the tray can do, not an accurate representation of a person relaxing in the tub.
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Ah yes, salt, pepper, wine, coffee and a traditional photo stand to look at an actual photograph.
Mmm yes
There's even some space left for a little jar of marmite!
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That's salt and pepper? I assumed it was like face creams or something
Face cream? In the bath? Get out of here!
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If I remember correctly it's a chocolate bar
Not his first one judging from the water.
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What is that he's dropping? Looks like a slimjim, but the packaging is wrong and it wouldn't make sense with spaghetti.
And why is the water brown?
It was a chocolate bar. What else do you eat with spaghetti in the bathtub?
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Even showers are 10 minutes of staring at a fkn wall
Get a shower speaker, actually wash yourself in the shower. Wow, a song and a half, guess I'm done.
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Orgasm tokens and body paint markers for drawing faces.
Do the orgasm tokens come with the board?
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Even showers are 10 minutes of staring at a fkn wall
Not for Cosmo Kramer.
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I feel personally attacked!
Unless that is teak wood would not be my first material choice.
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Alright fellas, let's brainstorm this out. What do the ladies do in the bath?
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Alright fellas, let's brainstorm this out. What do the ladies do in the bath?
My wife has one, there's a couple of unburned candles on it, a battery powered lighter, some potpourri and a tablet stand.
I knew she uses the tablet stand, I think everything else is just because she likes the way it looks in these advertisements.
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I like the vibe of having multiple blunts for a single bath
Careful, this is how you Chandler in the tub
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Don't be so quick to blame AI. this is horrible photo shopping at its prime. The glass of wine may as well be cut from a magazine and glued on. The tray is skewed incorrectly
Yeah, it definitely looks like the tray was hastily slapped together in photoshop, but I think the tub and woman are AI. I could be wrong, but the perspective on the tub doesn't seem right, and she looks uncanny.
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Just get yourself a 2.5’x3.5’x5/16” steel plate, accomplishing the same thing.
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This ain't AI... This is the haphazardly thrown together product photos you see on amazon, which just plasters a few stock photos together with the product.
Love the tiny wine glass with a weird perspective and lighting that has its foot cut in half.
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I feel personally attacked!
I would love one of these with a dish drying rack. I like to kill two birds with one stone and save water.
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I mean... It's got a prop for your porn tablet and lots of room for magic wands, dildos and vibrators.
That tray looks perfect for masturbating in the tub.
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Alright fellas, let's brainstorm this out. What do the ladies do in the bath?
IDEA: Demographic analysis suggests that women are invigorated by the presence of many thousands of stuffed animals while sleeping. Perhaps the tray is for holding her Squishmallows while she luxuriates in the lavendar-scented bathwater.
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Alright fellas, let's brainstorm this out. What do the ladies do in the bath?
IDEA: Sir, is it possible we have things completely backwards? Perhaps it is the candles that go in the bath and the woman who goes on the tray.
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I mean... It's got a prop for your porn tablet and lots of room for magic wands, dildos and vibrators.
That tray looks perfect for masturbating in the tub.
wh–do other people with vaginas jerk off in the tub!? I specifically stopped taking baths because my snatch kept slurping water then ejecting it into my underwear later. Yick.