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  • ickplant@lemmy.worldI [email protected]
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    He must’ve forgot which hemisphere he was on. Common mistake.

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      "Labia? I don't think that section of the sky is visible this time of year. Or, maybe it's behind the full moon.

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      It’s southern hemisphere for sure

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      • ickplant@lemmy.worldI [email protected]
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        Isn't it near Uranus?

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          Isn't it near Uranus?

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          No one really knows. Some even say it doesn't exist.

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          • ickplant@lemmy.worldI [email protected]
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            i didnt know we were getting quizzed. crap. is that the uh inner lips?

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            • ickplant@lemmy.worldI [email protected]
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              The correct answer is: "I forgot, you should show me."

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              • ickplant@lemmy.worldI [email protected]
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                I see all these stupid boyfriend/stupid husband stuff, and I can't help but think maybe my ex wife was just jealous of her friends that had stupid men in their lives.

                And maybe I'm just overqualified for relationships. I mean, shit, that was the advice my brother gave me: "I get along with people because they're much smarter than me." One of the first red flags I remembery ex wife telling me was "you know you don't have to be so smarty all the time."

                Ok, no, I can't even lie to myself that well, can you imagine? Being overqualified for dating lol

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                • ickplant@lemmy.worldI [email protected]
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                  I'm not Jewish, so I don't know much about menorahs in general.

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                  • ickplant@lemmy.worldI [email protected]
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                    To be fair, it would be easier if English had kept the English terms for anatomy.

                    But for some reason everyone decided to only use Latin and Greek derived words.

                    Like seriously. Nearly every time I look at Wikipedia for anything, English articles only ever use scientific terms hardly anyone will find useful.

                    Example:

                    Wolf's entire biological taxonomical tree from species to order. Both the translated German Wikipedia title and the English one:

                    Species: Wolf <> Wolf

                    Genus: Wolf- and Jackal-like <> Canis

                    Tribe: True Dogs <> Canini

                    Family: Dogs <> Canidae

                    Suborder: Doglike <> Caniformia

                    Order: Predatory animal <> Carnivora

                    Ask someone what "Caniformia" is and most would probably think you're talking about some region on the US West Coast. Ask someone what "Doglike" refers to and most would probably guess reasonably correct.

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                      To be fair, it would be easier if English had kept the English terms for anatomy.

                      But for some reason everyone decided to only use Latin and Greek derived words.

                      Like seriously. Nearly every time I look at Wikipedia for anything, English articles only ever use scientific terms hardly anyone will find useful.

                      Example:

                      Wolf's entire biological taxonomical tree from species to order. Both the translated German Wikipedia title and the English one:

                      Species: Wolf <> Wolf

                      Genus: Wolf- and Jackal-like <> Canis

                      Tribe: True Dogs <> Canini

                      Family: Dogs <> Canidae

                      Suborder: Doglike <> Caniformia

                      Order: Predatory animal <> Carnivora

                      Ask someone what "Caniformia" is and most would probably think you're talking about some region on the US West Coast. Ask someone what "Doglike" refers to and most would probably guess reasonably correct.

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                      Ask someone what "Doglike" refers to and most would probably guess reasonably correct.

                      Way to damn humanity with faint praise 😄

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                      • bigbananadealer@lemm.eeB [email protected]

                        i didnt know we were getting quizzed. crap. is that the uh inner lips?

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                        Bingo! You win a heated bath mat!

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                          I couldn't tell you the Latin names for my own bits, either.

                          Edit: that said, I might not know all the street names, but I can still drive you home, and I'm not averse to asking for directions.

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                          • Y [email protected]

                            To be fair, it would be easier if English had kept the English terms for anatomy.

                            But for some reason everyone decided to only use Latin and Greek derived words.

                            Like seriously. Nearly every time I look at Wikipedia for anything, English articles only ever use scientific terms hardly anyone will find useful.

                            Example:

                            Wolf's entire biological taxonomical tree from species to order. Both the translated German Wikipedia title and the English one:

                            Species: Wolf <> Wolf

                            Genus: Wolf- and Jackal-like <> Canis

                            Tribe: True Dogs <> Canini

                            Family: Dogs <> Canidae

                            Suborder: Doglike <> Caniformia

                            Order: Predatory animal <> Carnivora

                            Ask someone what "Caniformia" is and most would probably think you're talking about some region on the US West Coast. Ask someone what "Doglike" refers to and most would probably guess reasonably correct.

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                            Where are the smaller lips?

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                              Bingo! You win a heated bath mat!

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                              holy hell im goated cant believe i remembered that

                              ill have to put that in my dating profile "correctly guessed what labia minora is"

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                                Where are the smaller lips?

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                                Note that these, too, have a German name, which translates to "inner taint-lips". Just calling them "labia" in English is not just defaulting to Latin but also imprecise.

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                                • bigbananadealer@lemm.eeB [email protected]

                                  holy hell im goated cant believe i remembered that

                                  ill have to put that in my dating profile "correctly guessed what labia minora is"

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                                  If I were you, I'd changed "guessed what is" to "identified".

                                  Signals an analytic, inquisitive, and curious mind, rather than someone who happened to fortuitously win a game of "pin the minora on the labia".

                                  Though admittedly that IS a hell of a game when played right..

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                                    If I were you, I'd changed "guessed what is" to "identified".

                                    Signals an analytic, inquisitive, and curious mind, rather than someone who happened to fortuitously win a game of "pin the minora on the labia".

                                    Though admittedly that IS a hell of a game when played right..

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                                    you are a genius great suggestion

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                                    • bigbananadealer@lemm.eeB [email protected]

                                      you are a genius great suggestion

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                                        To be fair, it would be easier if English had kept the English terms for anatomy.

                                        But for some reason everyone decided to only use Latin and Greek derived words.

                                        Like seriously. Nearly every time I look at Wikipedia for anything, English articles only ever use scientific terms hardly anyone will find useful.

                                        Example:

                                        Wolf's entire biological taxonomical tree from species to order. Both the translated German Wikipedia title and the English one:

                                        Species: Wolf <> Wolf

                                        Genus: Wolf- and Jackal-like <> Canis

                                        Tribe: True Dogs <> Canini

                                        Family: Dogs <> Canidae

                                        Suborder: Doglike <> Caniformia

                                        Order: Predatory animal <> Carnivora

                                        Ask someone what "Caniformia" is and most would probably think you're talking about some region on the US West Coast. Ask someone what "Doglike" refers to and most would probably guess reasonably correct.

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                                        The fact that the entire medical industry does this. I like how ChubbyEmu on Youtube will do the vocabulary resurrection "Hyponatremia. Hypo meaning low, natra meaning sodium, emia, presence in blood. Low sodium presence in blood" and then he'll use the English phrase for the rest of the video. "Because he had low blood sodium..."

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                                        • almacca@aussie.zoneA [email protected]

                                          I couldn't tell you the Latin names for my own bits, either.

                                          Edit: that said, I might not know all the street names, but I can still drive you home, and I'm not averse to asking for directions.

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                                          Mine's Biggus Dickus.

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