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    “We’re sorry. You’ve used all of your brake hours for the month. Please pay $59.99 for the next 10 braking hours.“

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    ⚠️Verification fluid critically low.
    Please add 4oz. authentic Mercedes-Benz Verification Fluid to start.

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      No plz. Don't give them more ideas....

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      Actually no, I want to see which company can actually be persuaded to do this. Judging by how things are going I think we need to find a way to make an AI suggest it.

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        At least you got the windshield package. Most other cars come with the webcam view only. Pretty laggy.

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          "advanced auto driving" are already usually packaged as a subscription, just a matter of time before auto braking common on newer cars is moved to the subscription tier

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          or locking the WHEEL til you pay for subscritions.

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            “We’re sorry. You’ve used all of your brake hours for the month. Please pay $59.99 for the next 10 braking hours.“

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            you made your maxximum steering wheels left and right turns this month, x/month.

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            • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

              Actually no, I want to see which company can actually be persuaded to do this. Judging by how things are going I think we need to find a way to make an AI suggest it.

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              My money would be on BMW

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                My money would be on BMW

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                Or Tesla.

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                  Does anyone else get a weird optical illusion like movement or something like that? My brain went into like a half second panic mode when I scrolled by it while it was enlarged.

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                  • potoo22@programming.devP [email protected]

                    That's a safety hazard... Which means the brake subscription plan isn't optional. It's mandatory. And you can only use the Mercedes authorized brake pads, as third party brakes would present a safety hazard and are thus illegal. Failure to remain on the Mercedes Safe Subscription package will result in the forfeiture of you vehicle.

                    Edit: put a brake on breaks

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                    I am surprised there is no DRM "approved" OEM brake pads. You already have to plug your brake pads in for the brake pad wear sensor for some cars. Wouldn't be a stretch to run another wire and have a chip to identify itself so you can "keep yourself safe" by using OEM pads.

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                      you made your maxximum steering wheels left and right turns this month, x/month.

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                      What a ripoff, they are forcing me to refill my left and right turns even though only my right turns are empty

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                        Does anyone else get a weird optical illusion like movement or something like that? My brain went into like a half second panic mode when I scrolled by it while it was enlarged.

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                        motion blur baby!

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                          ⚠️Verification fluid critically low.
                          Please add 4oz. authentic Mercedes-Benz Verification Fluid to start.

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                          Please add 4oz. authentic Mercedes-Benz Verification Fluid to start stop.

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                            What a ripoff, they are forcing me to refill my left and right turns even though only my right turns are empty

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                            left and right, are each a seperate subscrition, 1 whole turn is using both of those at once.

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