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The secret ingredient is crime

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  • B [email protected]

    I learned this from my dad... When I was young, we had a plumbing leak on a Sunday night, p-trap was leaking. All places were closed, so he went to a McDonald's bathroom and stole theirs to replace ours.

    20 something years later, my faucet was leaking. It was a discontinued model from a brand owned by home Depot, though they still had the display model up. Remembering what my pa did, I took the display model apart and took what I needed.

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    From this story alone I have several ideas of what your accent is, also this is the type of shit my kin would pull. I'm more of a "how many parts can I daisy chain while maintaining no leakage, my record is 12 which was the minimum needed. I hope an actual plumber never looks at my bathtub plumbing cause the faucet is certainly doing things much like my computers cable management.

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      Sounds like a tweaker preparing to join a Roman Phalanx

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      Gods spread Romaboo tweaker!

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        People with toddlers often keep the knobs off as a form of baby proofing, when the kiddos are tall enough to reach but not old enough to listen. It's then easy to lose a knob that isn't in the right place.

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        Yep. They also sell childproof knob covers for them, you have to pop open the lid to reach them.

        I'm embarrassed it took a few times of the toddlers walking off with the knobs inside the covers before we realized we could just... not leave the knobs on. I blame the fact that they never slept more than 90 minutes at a time...

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          My secret trick?

          I've been using the same stove for a quarter of a century. Was here when I moved in.

          The trick is: the knobs don't come off. (In the extremely unlikely chance they might come off, I, like, just put 'em back in. I guess. Not that it happens!)

          Looks like they don't build them like they used to!

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            Yeah, I did that for a decorative rim for the overflow hole for a sink. I mean the stealing part.

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              Could someone point me in the right direction to get started on projects like this? Specifically I have an old Emerson CRT that the volume/power knob is missing on and it's impossible to find an OEM replacement. I've been dreaming about getting into 3D printing to print my own, but I don't know where to even begin considering I would need the exact dimensions of the D shaft and then to model something. Appreciate any help, thank you in advance ❤

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              Once you have a printer, there are repositories online with models for just about anything. I've used Printables, and Thingiverse is another option. Someone may have already solved your problem by posting a usable model, just need to print your own part. Otherwise you can design one. Been using Solid Edge from Siemens, they have a free version for makers. Also used FreeCAD in the past, which worked, but wasn't happy with it. It now has a 1.0 release though, so probably worth trying out. They're going to require spending some hours learning to do designs properly, but once you figure it out you can sketch up all kinds of great things. I love being able to send my parts through the slicer software, then over to the printer, and out comes what I want. Learning CAD, or modeling software like Blender, gives you a lot more options with your printer.

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                this.

                bought a ratchet belt from a large box store. comfortable. but it needs 2 tiny screws what will eventually fall off making it garbage.

                so whenever that happens, I go to that store with a precision screwdriver in my pocket, and take a screw from a new belt. given that it's too late to get it exchanged.

                did that a couple of times until I realised a drop of cyanoacrylate will stop them from falling off.

                ain't going to buy the whole product because they didn't test their products and left it to me to fix them

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                  Those knobs probably aren’t metal, but plastic with a metal plating.

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                  If I paid the obscene amount of money that those things cost I'd be mad as hell if the knobs were made of fucking plastic.

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                    Could someone point me in the right direction to get started on projects like this? Specifically I have an old Emerson CRT that the volume/power knob is missing on and it's impossible to find an OEM replacement. I've been dreaming about getting into 3D printing to print my own, but I don't know where to even begin considering I would need the exact dimensions of the D shaft and then to model something. Appreciate any help, thank you in advance ❤

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                    Honestly, if you only have that one specific application in mind, might be more cost/time-effective for you to pay someone else to 3D print/ship the part for you, instead of getting into all that yourself just for the one use case.

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                      I'd like to take this opportunity to say sorry to all the people that ended up buying the WD-40s I stole the straw off of.

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                      Man, i mean while we're fessing up to these things...

                      If you bought a PC gamer magazine from Barnes and noble back in like 2004 and the demo disc was missing, I'm so sorry.

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                        theres was a weird scratch on the shower box when i bought it from obi. turns out somebody stole the drain cover cause their box had none...so i went back and stole a new cover from a new box. this is probably a domino effect.

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                          Deluge of personal stories:

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                            I'd like to take this opportunity to say sorry to all the people that ended up buying the WD-40s I stole the straw off of.

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                            Oh, are we confessing to minor thefts? Let's see, what's beyond 7 years old...

                            A Hogwarts robe clip from a Halloween costume

                            $12 in expired powerbars

                            About $200 in assorted mediocre liquor from some wedding

                            4 posters from bus stops for the Scooby-Doo movie

                            A 1999 Ford Explorer

                            7 Playboys and a bag of old coins

                            97 million kisses from my missus

                            (Edit: the largest thefts are the kisses)

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                              Oh, are we confessing to minor thefts? Let's see, what's beyond 7 years old...

                              A Hogwarts robe clip from a Halloween costume

                              $12 in expired powerbars

                              About $200 in assorted mediocre liquor from some wedding

                              4 posters from bus stops for the Scooby-Doo movie

                              A 1999 Ford Explorer

                              7 Playboys and a bag of old coins

                              97 million kisses from my missus

                              (Edit: the largest thefts are the kisses)

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                              I'm telling the missus that you think her kisses are only minor theft worthy!

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                                I'd like to take this opportunity to say sorry to all the people that ended up buying the WD-40s I stole the straw off of.

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                                I once ate the baby carrots from the grocery store, right off the display. I am not sorry about it.

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                                  While I don't do it myself, I don't consider stealing from big name stores theft and am, actually, completely morally fine with it. Will not report somebody stealing even if I see them.

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                                  • G [email protected]

                                    Man, i mean while we're fessing up to these things...

                                    If you bought a PC gamer magazine from Barnes and noble back in like 2004 and the demo disc was missing, I'm so sorry.

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                                      if everyone is confessing:
                                      Back in my first year in Uni, I and buddy stole a cpu and monitor from storage, not from computer lab, just from storage which was scheduled to get replaced. It was a HP business desktop set from 2009. Fairly spec'd

                                      Buddy wanted a second monitor and I wanted to host some fun sfw websites on lan. Some years later, it now works as my home server with some cheap upgrades.

                                      Oh I also nicked stuff from e-waste dumps: psu's, routers, switchs, electronic trinkets from the labs(I asked lab attendants and they said they don't care)

                                      My uni didn't allow us to use the labs in our free time, and I learned a lot!

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                                        Oh, are we confessing to minor thefts? Let's see, what's beyond 7 years old...

                                        A Hogwarts robe clip from a Halloween costume

                                        $12 in expired powerbars

                                        About $200 in assorted mediocre liquor from some wedding

                                        4 posters from bus stops for the Scooby-Doo movie

                                        A 1999 Ford Explorer

                                        7 Playboys and a bag of old coins

                                        97 million kisses from my missus

                                        (Edit: the largest thefts are the kisses)

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                                        A Hogwarts robe clip from a Halloween costume

                                        Shame on you

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                                        • bananaisaberry@lemmy.zipB [email protected]

                                          I once ate the baby carrots from the grocery store, right off the display. I am not sorry about it.

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                                          I don't think there's anything in that story to be sorry about.

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