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    Other way around

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    adding masturbation is sementory?

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    • sad_detective_man@leminal.spaceS [email protected]

      Dude eats all his meals out of a blender for efficiency and stoicism

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      Too much processing. Raw meat directly from a just hunted source

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        Too much processing. Raw meat directly from a just hunted source

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        too performative and pretentious. my dude gets his meat by simply asking the prey with a series of clicks and whistles like god intended

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        • eager_eagle@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

          adding masturbation is sementory?

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          semenary

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            midwittery

            Now that is a new one.

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              I'm more of a 'Over medium egg on my Burger' kind of guy myself, but no judgement. Breakfast sandwiches are the bomb, but the breakfast burger from Whataburger reigns supreme. Now I sound like a fucking ad. Ugh.

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                Using "eggs" as the punchline to anything is a cheap way to make me smile. I can't deny it.

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                • M [email protected]

                  Use fertilized eggs

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                  So... Balut?

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                    Using "eggs" as the punchline to anything is a cheap way to make me smile. I can't deny it.

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                    I often say "via con huevos"

                    (Inspired by the movie "Nobody's Fool")

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                      I often say "via con huevos"

                      (Inspired by the movie "Nobody's Fool")

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                      Vaya con huevos, amigos. I might not watch the movie, but I'll probably start quoting it regardless.

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                      • S [email protected]

                        So, cannibalism is fine for vegans, as long as there is consent? Is this limited to gametes?

                        Sorry if you are not an expert here, I just jumped to the opportunity.

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                        Armin Miewes enters the chat

                        This guy made tacos with his leg.

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                          Using "eggs" as the punchline to anything is a cheap way to make me smile. I can't deny it.

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                            Vaya con huevos, amigos. I might not watch the movie, but I'll probably start quoting it regardless.

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                            You should definitely watch the movie. It is an absolutely fantastic film. It's actually one of my annual Thanksgiving watches.

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                              Anyone else see an angry garden gnome in the picture?

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