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  • eager_eagle@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

    I thought adding semen was masturbatory

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    Other way around

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      Other way around

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      adding masturbation is sementory?

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      • sad_detective_man@leminal.spaceS [email protected]

        Dude eats all his meals out of a blender for efficiency and stoicism

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        Too much processing. Raw meat directly from a just hunted source

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        • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

          Too much processing. Raw meat directly from a just hunted source

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          too performative and pretentious. my dude gets his meat by simply asking the prey with a series of clicks and whistles like god intended

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          • eager_eagle@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

            adding masturbation is sementory?

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            semenary

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              midwittery

              Now that is a new one.

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                I'm more of a 'Over medium egg on my Burger' kind of guy myself, but no judgement. Breakfast sandwiches are the bomb, but the breakfast burger from Whataburger reigns supreme. Now I sound like a fucking ad. Ugh.

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                  Using "eggs" as the punchline to anything is a cheap way to make me smile. I can't deny it.

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                    Use fertilized eggs

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                    So... Balut?

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                    • hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH [email protected]

                      Using "eggs" as the punchline to anything is a cheap way to make me smile. I can't deny it.

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                      I often say "via con huevos"

                      (Inspired by the movie "Nobody's Fool")

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                        I often say "via con huevos"

                        (Inspired by the movie "Nobody's Fool")

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                        Vaya con huevos, amigos. I might not watch the movie, but I'll probably start quoting it regardless.

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                          So, cannibalism is fine for vegans, as long as there is consent? Is this limited to gametes?

                          Sorry if you are not an expert here, I just jumped to the opportunity.

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                          Armin Miewes enters the chat

                          This guy made tacos with his leg.

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                          • hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH [email protected]

                            Using "eggs" as the punchline to anything is a cheap way to make me smile. I can't deny it.

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                            • hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH [email protected]

                              Vaya con huevos, amigos. I might not watch the movie, but I'll probably start quoting it regardless.

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                              You should definitely watch the movie. It is an absolutely fantastic film. It's actually one of my annual Thanksgiving watches.

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                                Anyone else see an angry garden gnome in the picture?

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