Beyond Beef? Impossible Beef? I Can't Believe It's Not Beef?

[regularjoe@lemmy.world]

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[regularjoe@lemmy.world]

A man with a sign that reads, "Is an argument between two vegans still called a beef?"

Argument is misspelled with an e between the u and m.

[alligatorblizzard@sh.itjust.works]

You tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef
That I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him

[lowspeedchase@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Probably a 'grouse.' That way the bird lives.

[makeshift@sh.itjust.works]

Nope, just two people with a bad tempeh.

[plm00@lemmy.ml]

It's called "beyond beef".

[eviledgelord@sh.itjust.works]

Fat-hen: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chenopodium_album

[noite_etion@lemmy.world]

Not if you squash it.

[sterile_technique@lemmy.world]

Beet. It even makes more sense as a play on words than 'beef' anyway, in the context of an argument.

[hperrin@lemmy.ca]

Hey man! I have a tofu with you!

Nah, it doesn’t have the same hit.

[cuddlycassowary@lemmy.world]

I’m going to beet you up.

[ook@discuss.tchncs.de]

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

[macncheezus@lemmy.today]

They oughta chard things out

[shalafi@lemmy.world]

Can I add this?

Beyond burgers are fucking disgusting. I was starving after a kayaking trip and my vegan gf got me to try one at Burger King. Jesus fuck me it was... I do not have words. Revolting is all I got.

[robin@lemmy.world]

Huh really? I think they're alright. Tho I prefer the brand Quorn

[clockworkrat@slrpnk.net]

A to-fued

[viking_hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

"Yeah, you could say we have beef. Not on our plates, though"

[treczoks@lemmy.world]

It's a "You won't believe it's not beef"

[endlessnightmare@reddthat.com]

Impossible is pretty good, but yeah I stay away from Beyond. It ain't it.

[nikls94@lemmy.world]

I can’t believe it’s not beef