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    He's holding it upside down

    stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
    stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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    #3

    I will report it to the shitpost police

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    • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

      Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

      L This user is from outside of this forum
      L This user is from outside of this forum
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      #4

      Rainbows on July 1st? How dare you sir; corporate America taught me that those are only allowed when you’re trying to sell branded crap in June.

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      • L [email protected]

        Rainbows on July 1st? How dare you sir; corporate America taught me that those are only allowed when you’re trying to sell branded crap in June.

        stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
        stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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        #5

        Too bad. We're here, we're queer, show me your

        COCK

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        • L [email protected]

          Rainbows on July 1st? How dare you sir; corporate America taught me that those are only allowed when you’re trying to sell branded crap in June.

          skullgrid@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
          skullgrid@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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          #6

          Right here? In front of my Canada day?

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          • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

            Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

            reygle@lemmy.worldR This user is from outside of this forum
            reygle@lemmy.worldR This user is from outside of this forum
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            #7

            I'd be interested in a status update as the days go by- how many tubesteaks do you receive

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            • reygle@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

              I'd be interested in a status update as the days go by- how many tubesteaks do you receive

              stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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              #8

              Zero so far. Am sad.

              Edit: Still zero. You people are awful.

              Edit: To the person who sent me a picture of spotted dick pudding, this is all I have to say.

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              • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                Zero so far. Am sad.

                Edit: Still zero. You people are awful.

                Edit: To the person who sent me a picture of spotted dick pudding, this is all I have to say.

                reygle@lemmy.worldR This user is from outside of this forum
                reygle@lemmy.worldR This user is from outside of this forum
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                #9

                God damn it people, send this person some trouser salami

                stamets@lemmy.worldS dharmacurious@slrpnk.netD 2 Replies Last reply
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                • reygle@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                  God damn it people, send this person some trouser salami

                  stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
                  stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #10

                  By god! You've done it!

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                  • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                    By god! You've done it!

                    reygle@lemmy.worldR This user is from outside of this forum
                    reygle@lemmy.worldR This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #11

                    waIT WHAT

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                    • reygle@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                      waIT WHAT

                      stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
                      stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #12

                      That's about 9 days worth of notifications for me.

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                      • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                        That's about 9 days worth of notifications for me.

                        reygle@lemmy.worldR This user is from outside of this forum
                        reygle@lemmy.worldR This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #13

                        oh. MORE WANGS PEOPLE. FLING THE SLING

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                        • D [email protected]

                          He's holding it upside down

                          H This user is from outside of this forum
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                          #14

                          There's no cord! Without it's curly whirly umbilical cord how will it survive on it's own?

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                          • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                            Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                            pan0wski@infosec.pubP This user is from outside of this forum
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                            #15

                            Thanks bro.

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                            • reygle@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                              oh. MORE WANGS PEOPLE. FLING THE SLING

                              H This user is from outside of this forum
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                              #16

                              Skin flutes in…3…2…1…

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                              • reygle@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                                God damn it people, send this person some trouser salami

                                dharmacurious@slrpnk.netD This user is from outside of this forum
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                                #17

                                Don't worry, I fix

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                                • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                  Zero so far. Am sad.

                                  Edit: Still zero. You people are awful.

                                  Edit: To the person who sent me a picture of spotted dick pudding, this is all I have to say.

                                  M This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  #18

                                  Where is this recording from? I fucking love it.

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                                  • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                    Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                                    B This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    #19

                                    ::: spoiler spoiler

                                    :::

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                                    • M [email protected]

                                      Where is this recording from? I fucking love it.

                                      stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      #20

                                      I just made it while on hold begging for money to not be homeless

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                                      • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                        I just made it while on hold begging for money to not be homeless

                                        M This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        #21

                                        I wish I could pay you for voice acting. You're incredible.

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                                        • M [email protected]

                                          I wish I could pay you for voice acting. You're incredible.

                                          stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
                                          stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          #22

                                          I try my best ❤

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