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  • reygle@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

    waIT WHAT

    stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
    stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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    wrote on last edited by
    #12

    That's about 9 days worth of notifications for me.

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    • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

      That's about 9 days worth of notifications for me.

      reygle@lemmy.worldR This user is from outside of this forum
      reygle@lemmy.worldR This user is from outside of this forum
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      wrote on last edited by
      #13

      oh. MORE WANGS PEOPLE. FLING THE SLING

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      • D [email protected]

        He's holding it upside down

        H This user is from outside of this forum
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        #14

        There's no cord! Without it's curly whirly umbilical cord how will it survive on it's own?

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        • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

          Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

          pan0wski@infosec.pubP This user is from outside of this forum
          pan0wski@infosec.pubP This user is from outside of this forum
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          wrote on last edited by
          #15

          Thanks bro.

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          • reygle@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

            oh. MORE WANGS PEOPLE. FLING THE SLING

            H This user is from outside of this forum
            H This user is from outside of this forum
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            wrote on last edited by
            #16

            Skin flutes in…3…2…1…

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            • reygle@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

              God damn it people, send this person some trouser salami

              dharmacurious@slrpnk.netD This user is from outside of this forum
              dharmacurious@slrpnk.netD This user is from outside of this forum
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              wrote on last edited by
              #17

              Don't worry, I fix

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              • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                Zero so far. Am sad.

                Edit: Still zero. You people are awful.

                Edit: To the person who sent me a picture of spotted dick pudding, this is all I have to say.

                M This user is from outside of this forum
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                wrote on last edited by
                #18

                Where is this recording from? I fucking love it.

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                • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                  Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                  B This user is from outside of this forum
                  B This user is from outside of this forum
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                  wrote on last edited by
                  #19

                  ::: spoiler spoiler

                  :::

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                  • M [email protected]

                    Where is this recording from? I fucking love it.

                    stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
                    stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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                    wrote on last edited by [email protected]
                    #20

                    I just made it while on hold begging for money to not be homeless

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                    • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                      I just made it while on hold begging for money to not be homeless

                      M This user is from outside of this forum
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                      wrote on last edited by
                      #21

                      I wish I could pay you for voice acting. You're incredible.

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                      • M [email protected]

                        I wish I could pay you for voice acting. You're incredible.

                        stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
                        stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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                        wrote on last edited by
                        #22

                        I try my best ā¤

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                        • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                          Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                          D This user is from outside of this forum
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                          wrote on last edited by
                          #23

                          Thanks dude, glad someone appreciates it.

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                          • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                            Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                            G This user is from outside of this forum
                            G This user is from outside of this forum
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                            wrote on last edited by
                            #24

                            Thanks, been a while since Dionysus told me that

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                            • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                              Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                              polite_cat@lemmy.worldP This user is from outside of this forum
                              polite_cat@lemmy.worldP This user is from outside of this forum
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                              wrote on last edited by
                              #25

                              thx bro

                              i'll even post it publicly so all can see my nice cock

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                              • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                Too bad. We're here, we're queer, show me your

                                COCK

                                hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH This user is from outside of this forum
                                hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH This user is from outside of this forum
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                                #26

                                ok šŸ˜‰

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                                • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH [email protected]

                                  ok šŸ˜‰

                                  stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
                                  stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #27

                                  None of you people are funny and I hate you

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                                  • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                    None of you people are funny and I hate you

                                    hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    #28

                                    don't got one šŸ˜›

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                                    • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH [email protected]

                                      don't got one šŸ˜›

                                      stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
                                      stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      wrote on last edited by [email protected]
                                      #29

                                      Get one or steal one! I NEED THE PEEN

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                                      • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                        Zero so far. Am sad.

                                        Edit: Still zero. You people are awful.

                                        Edit: To the person who sent me a picture of spotted dick pudding, this is all I have to say.

                                        D This user is from outside of this forum
                                        D This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #30

                                        ....wade in and look you in the eye and say "This. Feels. Right."....

                                        Superb, absolutely superb.

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                                        • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                          Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                                          U This user is from outside of this forum
                                          U This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #31

                                          THANKS! thanks, I massage it daily

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