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  • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

    I just made it while on hold begging for money to not be homeless

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    #21

    I wish I could pay you for voice acting. You're incredible.

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    • M [email protected]

      I wish I could pay you for voice acting. You're incredible.

      stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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      #22

      I try my best ā¤

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      • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

        Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

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        #23

        Thanks dude, glad someone appreciates it.

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        • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

          Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

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          wrote on last edited by
          #24

          Thanks, been a while since Dionysus told me that

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          • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

            Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

            polite_cat@lemmy.worldP This user is from outside of this forum
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            wrote on last edited by
            #25

            thx bro

            i'll even post it publicly so all can see my nice cock

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            • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

              Too bad. We're here, we're queer, show me your

              COCK

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              #26

              ok šŸ˜‰

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              • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH [email protected]

                ok šŸ˜‰

                stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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                wrote on last edited by
                #27

                None of you people are funny and I hate you

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                • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                  None of you people are funny and I hate you

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                  wrote on last edited by [email protected]
                  #28

                  don't got one šŸ˜›

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                  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH [email protected]

                    don't got one šŸ˜›

                    stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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                    wrote on last edited by [email protected]
                    #29

                    Get one or steal one! I NEED THE PEEN

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                    • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                      Zero so far. Am sad.

                      Edit: Still zero. You people are awful.

                      Edit: To the person who sent me a picture of spotted dick pudding, this is all I have to say.

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                      wrote on last edited by
                      #30

                      ....wade in and look you in the eye and say "This. Feels. Right."....

                      Superb, absolutely superb.

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                      • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                        Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

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                        wrote on last edited by
                        #31

                        THANKS! thanks, I massage it daily

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                        • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                          Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                          umbrella@lemmy.mlU This user is from outside of this forum
                          umbrella@lemmy.mlU This user is from outside of this forum
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                          wrote on last edited by
                          #32

                          thanks bro

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                          • dharmacurious@slrpnk.netD [email protected]

                            Don't worry, I fix

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                            #33

                            And that he did.

                            And do you know what? In payment for that, I'ma out you as one of the only people on Lemmy who has my phone number.

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                            • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                              Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

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                              #34

                              Last time I tried to take a dick pic, I forgot I had autosave to cloud on and despite deleting it after the irrational horny had passed, I was shaken to the core when I saw it when I was browsing the family photo feed.

                              Anyway, instead of sending you an actual pic of my dick, I spent quite a long while trawling dick pics on duck duck go until I found two that look quite like my actual dick. I'll message you.

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                              • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                Zero so far. Am sad.

                                Edit: Still zero. You people are awful.

                                Edit: To the person who sent me a picture of spotted dick pudding, this is all I have to say.

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                                wrote on last edited by
                                #35

                                šŸ†
                                The audio was deleted?

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                                • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                  And that he did.

                                  And do you know what? In payment for that, I'ma out you as one of the only people on Lemmy who has my phone number.

                                  dharmacurious@slrpnk.netD This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #36

                                  Stamets publicly acknowledging me? I can feel my Lemmy clout growing!

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                                  • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                    I will report it to the shitpost police

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                                    #37

                                    ACAB includes shitpost police 🫶

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                                    • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                      Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                                      A This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #38

                                      Here you are. One unsolicited Dick Pic.

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                                      • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                        Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                                        S This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #39

                                        Do not send pictures of your body to strangers.

                                        Unless you want to give strangers leverage to social engineer or blackmail you.

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                                        • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                          Get one or steal one! I NEED THE PEEN

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                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #40

                                          I'm sure a cock champion can be found on Tinder with minimal effort.

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