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  • reygle@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

    oh. MORE WANGS PEOPLE. FLING THE SLING

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    #16

    Skin flutes in…3…2…1…

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    • reygle@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

      God damn it people, send this person some trouser salami

      dharmacurious@slrpnk.netD This user is from outside of this forum
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      #17

      Don't worry, I fix

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      • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

        Zero so far. Am sad.

        Edit: Still zero. You people are awful.

        Edit: To the person who sent me a picture of spotted dick pudding, this is all I have to say.

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        #18

        Where is this recording from? I fucking love it.

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        • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

          Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

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          #19

          ::: spoiler spoiler

          :::

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          • M [email protected]

            Where is this recording from? I fucking love it.

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            #20

            I just made it while on hold begging for money to not be homeless

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            • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

              I just made it while on hold begging for money to not be homeless

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              #21

              I wish I could pay you for voice acting. You're incredible.

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              • M [email protected]

                I wish I could pay you for voice acting. You're incredible.

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                #22

                I try my best ❤

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                • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                  Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

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                  wrote on last edited by
                  #23

                  Thanks dude, glad someone appreciates it.

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                  • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                    Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

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                    #24

                    Thanks, been a while since Dionysus told me that

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                    • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                      Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                      polite_cat@lemmy.worldP This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #25

                      thx bro

                      i'll even post it publicly so all can see my nice cock

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                      • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                        Too bad. We're here, we're queer, show me your

                        COCK

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                        #26

                        ok 😉

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                        • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH [email protected]

                          ok 😉

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                          #27

                          None of you people are funny and I hate you

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                          • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                            None of you people are funny and I hate you

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                            #28

                            don't got one 😛

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                            • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH [email protected]

                              don't got one 😛

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                              #29

                              Get one or steal one! I NEED THE PEEN

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                              • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                Zero so far. Am sad.

                                Edit: Still zero. You people are awful.

                                Edit: To the person who sent me a picture of spotted dick pudding, this is all I have to say.

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                                #30

                                ....wade in and look you in the eye and say "This. Feels. Right."....

                                Superb, absolutely superb.

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                                • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                  Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

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                                  #31

                                  THANKS! thanks, I massage it daily

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                                  • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                    Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

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                                    #32

                                    thanks bro

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                                    • dharmacurious@slrpnk.netD [email protected]

                                      Don't worry, I fix

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                                      #33

                                      And that he did.

                                      And do you know what? In payment for that, I'ma out you as one of the only people on Lemmy who has my phone number.

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                                      • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                        Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

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                                        Last time I tried to take a dick pic, I forgot I had autosave to cloud on and despite deleting it after the irrational horny had passed, I was shaken to the core when I saw it when I was browsing the family photo feed.

                                        Anyway, instead of sending you an actual pic of my dick, I spent quite a long while trawling dick pics on duck duck go until I found two that look quite like my actual dick. I'll message you.

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                                        • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                          Zero so far. Am sad.

                                          Edit: Still zero. You people are awful.

                                          Edit: To the person who sent me a picture of spotted dick pudding, this is all I have to say.

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                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #35

                                          🍆
                                          The audio was deleted?

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