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  • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

    Zero so far. Am sad.

    Edit: Still zero. You people are awful.

    Edit: To the person who sent me a picture of spotted dick pudding, this is all I have to say.

    M This user is from outside of this forum
    M This user is from outside of this forum
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    wrote on last edited by
    #18

    Where is this recording from? I fucking love it.

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    • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

      Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

      B This user is from outside of this forum
      B This user is from outside of this forum
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      wrote on last edited by
      #19

      ::: spoiler spoiler

      :::

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      • M [email protected]

        Where is this recording from? I fucking love it.

        stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
        stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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        wrote on last edited by [email protected]
        #20

        I just made it while on hold begging for money to not be homeless

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        • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

          I just made it while on hold begging for money to not be homeless

          M This user is from outside of this forum
          M This user is from outside of this forum
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          wrote on last edited by
          #21

          I wish I could pay you for voice acting. You're incredible.

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          • M [email protected]

            I wish I could pay you for voice acting. You're incredible.

            stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
            stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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            wrote on last edited by
            #22

            I try my best ā¤

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            • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

              Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

              D This user is from outside of this forum
              D This user is from outside of this forum
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              wrote on last edited by
              #23

              Thanks dude, glad someone appreciates it.

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              • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                G This user is from outside of this forum
                G This user is from outside of this forum
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                wrote on last edited by
                #24

                Thanks, been a while since Dionysus told me that

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                • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                  Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                  polite_cat@lemmy.worldP This user is from outside of this forum
                  polite_cat@lemmy.worldP This user is from outside of this forum
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                  wrote on last edited by
                  #25

                  thx bro

                  i'll even post it publicly so all can see my nice cock

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                  • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                    Too bad. We're here, we're queer, show me your

                    COCK

                    hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH This user is from outside of this forum
                    hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH This user is from outside of this forum
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                    wrote on last edited by [email protected]
                    #26

                    ok šŸ˜‰

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                    • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH [email protected]

                      ok šŸ˜‰

                      stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
                      stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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                      wrote on last edited by
                      #27

                      None of you people are funny and I hate you

                      hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH 1 Reply Last reply
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                      • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                        None of you people are funny and I hate you

                        hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH This user is from outside of this forum
                        hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH This user is from outside of this forum
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                        wrote on last edited by [email protected]
                        #28

                        don't got one šŸ˜›

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                        • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH [email protected]

                          don't got one šŸ˜›

                          stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
                          stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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                          wrote on last edited by [email protected]
                          #29

                          Get one or steal one! I NEED THE PEEN

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                          • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                            Zero so far. Am sad.

                            Edit: Still zero. You people are awful.

                            Edit: To the person who sent me a picture of spotted dick pudding, this is all I have to say.

                            D This user is from outside of this forum
                            D This user is from outside of this forum
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                            wrote on last edited by
                            #30

                            ....wade in and look you in the eye and say "This. Feels. Right."....

                            Superb, absolutely superb.

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                            • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                              Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                              U This user is from outside of this forum
                              U This user is from outside of this forum
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                              wrote on last edited by
                              #31

                              THANKS! thanks, I massage it daily

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                              • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                                umbrella@lemmy.mlU This user is from outside of this forum
                                umbrella@lemmy.mlU This user is from outside of this forum
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                                wrote on last edited by
                                #32

                                thanks bro

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                                • dharmacurious@slrpnk.netD [email protected]

                                  Don't worry, I fix

                                  stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
                                  stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #33

                                  And that he did.

                                  And do you know what? In payment for that, I'ma out you as one of the only people on Lemmy who has my phone number.

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                                  • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                    Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                                    I This user is from outside of this forum
                                    I This user is from outside of this forum
                                    [email protected]
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #34

                                    Last time I tried to take a dick pic, I forgot I had autosave to cloud on and despite deleting it after the irrational horny had passed, I was shaken to the core when I saw it when I was browsing the family photo feed.

                                    Anyway, instead of sending you an actual pic of my dick, I spent quite a long while trawling dick pics on duck duck go until I found two that look quite like my actual dick. I'll message you.

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                                    • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                      Zero so far. Am sad.

                                      Edit: Still zero. You people are awful.

                                      Edit: To the person who sent me a picture of spotted dick pudding, this is all I have to say.

                                      A This user is from outside of this forum
                                      A This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #35

                                      šŸ†
                                      The audio was deleted?

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                                      • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                        And that he did.

                                        And do you know what? In payment for that, I'ma out you as one of the only people on Lemmy who has my phone number.

                                        dharmacurious@slrpnk.netD This user is from outside of this forum
                                        dharmacurious@slrpnk.netD This user is from outside of this forum
                                        [email protected]
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #36

                                        Stamets publicly acknowledging me? I can feel my Lemmy clout growing!

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                                        • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                          I will report it to the shitpost police

                                          D This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #37

                                          ACAB includes shitpost police 🫶

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