Wanna show me? Send a DM
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don't got one
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Get one or steal one! I NEED THE PEEN
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Zero so far. Am sad.
Edit: Still zero. You people are awful.
Edit: To the person who sent me a picture of spotted dick pudding, this is all I have to say.
....wade in and look you in the eye and say "This. Feels. Right."....
Superb, absolutely superb.
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Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."
THANKS! thanks, I massage it daily
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Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."
thanks bro
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Don't worry, I fix
And that he did.
And do you know what? In payment for that, I'ma out you as one of the only people on Lemmy who has my phone number.
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Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."
Last time I tried to take a dick pic, I forgot I had autosave to cloud on and despite deleting it after the irrational horny had passed, I was shaken to the core when I saw it when I was browsing the family photo feed.
Anyway, instead of sending you an actual pic of my dick, I spent quite a long while trawling dick pics on duck duck go until I found two that look quite like my actual dick. I'll message you.
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Zero so far. Am sad.
Edit: Still zero. You people are awful.
Edit: To the person who sent me a picture of spotted dick pudding, this is all I have to say.
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And that he did.
And do you know what? In payment for that, I'ma out you as one of the only people on Lemmy who has my phone number.
Stamets publicly acknowledging me? I can feel my Lemmy clout growing!
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I will report it to the shitpost police
ACAB includes shitpost police 🫶
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Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."
Here you are. One
unsolicited Dick Pic.
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Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."
Do not send pictures of your body to strangers.
Unless you want to give strangers leverage to social engineer or blackmail you.
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Get one or steal one! I NEED THE PEEN
I'm sure a cock champion can be found on Tinder with minimal effort.
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thx bro
i'll even post it publicly so all can see my nice cock
What a nice tail your cock has!
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Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."
The only engineering they will do with me is the Smithsonian
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Do not send pictures of your body to strangers.
Unless you want to give strangers leverage to social engineer or blackmail you.
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Do not send pictures of your body to strangers.
Unless you want to give strangers leverage to social engineer or blackmail you.
Stamets can blackmail me any time tbh
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I try my best
I can't help but think of the VA from Danganronpa who recorded some lines about barking
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Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."
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Dickpic
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Stamets can blackmail me any time tbh
Good because I have a video of you watching The Joe Rogan podcast and verbally agreeing after sustained laughter. You will pay me $416 immediately. No that number isn't specific for any reason. Send soon or I send the video to your family and post to /c/holup. My linktree and Kofi is in my bio. Chop chop.
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Stamets publicly acknowledging me? I can feel my Lemmy clout growing!
I would say you have no idea how weird it is having people act like you're famous just because you have a large meme collection but I'm fairly sure I've told you and why you said that, you ass
