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  • L [email protected]

    Rainbows on July 1st? How dare you sir; corporate America taught me that those are only allowed when you’re trying to sell branded crap in June.

    stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
    stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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    #5

    Too bad. We're here, we're queer, show me your

    COCK

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    • L [email protected]

      Rainbows on July 1st? How dare you sir; corporate America taught me that those are only allowed when you’re trying to sell branded crap in June.

      skullgrid@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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      #6

      Right here? In front of my Canada day?

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      • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

        Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

        reygle@lemmy.worldR This user is from outside of this forum
        reygle@lemmy.worldR This user is from outside of this forum
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        #7

        I'd be interested in a status update as the days go by- how many tubesteaks do you receive

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        • reygle@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

          I'd be interested in a status update as the days go by- how many tubesteaks do you receive

          stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
          stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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          #8

          Zero so far. Am sad.

          Edit: Still zero. You people are awful.

          Edit: To the person who sent me a picture of spotted dick pudding, this is all I have to say.

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          • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

            Zero so far. Am sad.

            Edit: Still zero. You people are awful.

            Edit: To the person who sent me a picture of spotted dick pudding, this is all I have to say.

            reygle@lemmy.worldR This user is from outside of this forum
            reygle@lemmy.worldR This user is from outside of this forum
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            #9

            God damn it people, send this person some trouser salami

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            • reygle@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

              God damn it people, send this person some trouser salami

              stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
              stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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              #10

              By god! You've done it!

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              • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                By god! You've done it!

                reygle@lemmy.worldR This user is from outside of this forum
                reygle@lemmy.worldR This user is from outside of this forum
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                #11

                waIT WHAT

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                • reygle@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                  waIT WHAT

                  stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
                  stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #12

                  That's about 9 days worth of notifications for me.

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                  • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                    That's about 9 days worth of notifications for me.

                    reygle@lemmy.worldR This user is from outside of this forum
                    reygle@lemmy.worldR This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #13

                    oh. MORE WANGS PEOPLE. FLING THE SLING

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                    • D [email protected]

                      He's holding it upside down

                      H This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #14

                      There's no cord! Without it's curly whirly umbilical cord how will it survive on it's own?

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                      • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                        Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                        pan0wski@infosec.pubP This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #15

                        Thanks bro.

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                        • reygle@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                          oh. MORE WANGS PEOPLE. FLING THE SLING

                          H This user is from outside of this forum
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                          #16

                          Skin flutes in…3…2…1…

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                          • reygle@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                            God damn it people, send this person some trouser salami

                            dharmacurious@slrpnk.netD This user is from outside of this forum
                            dharmacurious@slrpnk.netD This user is from outside of this forum
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                            #17

                            Don't worry, I fix

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                            • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                              Zero so far. Am sad.

                              Edit: Still zero. You people are awful.

                              Edit: To the person who sent me a picture of spotted dick pudding, this is all I have to say.

                              M This user is from outside of this forum
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                              #18

                              Where is this recording from? I fucking love it.

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                              • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                                B This user is from outside of this forum
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                                #19

                                ::: spoiler spoiler

                                :::

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                                • M [email protected]

                                  Where is this recording from? I fucking love it.

                                  stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  I just made it while on hold begging for money to not be homeless

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                                  • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                    I just made it while on hold begging for money to not be homeless

                                    M This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    #21

                                    I wish I could pay you for voice acting. You're incredible.

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                                    • M [email protected]

                                      I wish I could pay you for voice acting. You're incredible.

                                      stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
                                      stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      #22

                                      I try my best ❤

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                                      • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                        Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                                        D This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        #23

                                        Thanks dude, glad someone appreciates it.

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                                        • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                          Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                                          G This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          #24

                                          Thanks, been a while since Dionysus told me that

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