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  • polite_cat@lemmy.worldP [email protected]

    thx bro

    i'll even post it publicly so all can see my nice cock

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    What a nice tail your cock has!

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    • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

      Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

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      The only engineering they will do with me is the Smithsonian

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        Do not send pictures of your body to strangers.

        Unless you want to give strangers leverage to social engineer or blackmail you.

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        • S [email protected]

          Do not send pictures of your body to strangers.

          Unless you want to give strangers leverage to social engineer or blackmail you.

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          Stamets can blackmail me any time tbh

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          • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

            I try my best ❤

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            I can't help but think of the VA from Danganronpa who recorded some lines about barking

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            • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

              Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

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              #46

              Dickpic

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              • pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zoneP [email protected]

                Stamets can blackmail me any time tbh

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                Good because I have a video of you watching The Joe Rogan podcast and verbally agreeing after sustained laughter. You will pay me $416 immediately. No that number isn't specific for any reason. Send soon or I send the video to your family and post to /c/holup. My linktree and Kofi is in my bio. Chop chop.

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                • dharmacurious@slrpnk.netD [email protected]

                  Stamets publicly acknowledging me? I can feel my Lemmy clout growing!

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                  I would say you have no idea how weird it is having people act like you're famous just because you have a large meme collection but I'm fairly sure I've told you and why you said that, you ass

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                  • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                    I would say you have no idea how weird it is having people act like you're famous just because you have a large meme collection but I'm fairly sure I've told you and why you said that, you ass

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                    Look, you're gonna have to face facts. People like you. Yes, your meme collection is great and mighty and powerful, but the fact that you collect all the memes that people love speaks to you. You saved those memes because you loved them, and then you selflessly decided to share them with a fledgling community to bring joy, and the people loved them. You bring joy. Santa doesn't make the toys, he delivers them. You're the lemming Santa. Stamta.

                    Also, you are literally famous. It might only be locally, but you are, factually, famous 'round these parts

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                    • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                      Good because I have a video of you watching The Joe Rogan podcast and verbally agreeing after sustained laughter. You will pay me $416 immediately. No that number isn't specific for any reason. Send soon or I send the video to your family and post to /c/holup. My linktree and Kofi is in my bio. Chop chop.

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                      Oh no I was off by a decimal point punish me please daddy (sent ya $40, I appreciate ya)

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                      • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                        Get one or steal one! I NEED THE PEEN

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                        • pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zoneP [email protected]

                          Oh no I was off by a decimal point punish me please daddy (sent ya $40, I appreciate ya)

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                          I.... I WAS KIDDING!

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                            Do not send pictures of your body to strangers.

                            Unless you want to give strangers leverage to social engineer or blackmail you.

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                            You'd first have to find out my identity

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                            • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                              And that he did.

                              And do you know what? In payment for that, I'ma out you as one of the only people on Lemmy who has my phone number.

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                              #54

                              I don't understand why are some image links broken on my instance

                              This is the link (not working) I see in your comment: https://infosec.pub/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia1.tenor.com%2Fm%2Fn7es3pAwrREAAAAC%2Fblue-jays-elevator.gif

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