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  • J [email protected]

    One time I stared into the void of the beans, and the beans stared back at me.

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    Beware that, when fighting beans, you yourself do not become a bean...

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      This joke is a bit ham-fisted, I have to say

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      • P [email protected]

        A mother's grief as a dark punchline, hilarious. This artist should share notes with Stonetoss, equal damage to the areas of their brains that experience empathy.

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        Holy false equivalence Batman!

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          Damn i bet you're fun to be around

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          Many of the funniest comedians are deeply in touch with their empathy - George Carlin, Robin Williams, Bo Burham, Bill Burr has had a famous turn from grievance comic to empathetic philosopher comic and it's improved his popularity and humour. Meanwhile many of the crappiest ones - Joe Rogan, Andrew Dice Clay, Ellen Degeneres - lack empathy in their lives and performances. Having empathy doesn't mean you can't be fun or funny, often the opposite.

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            Many of the funniest comedians are deeply in touch with their empathy - George Carlin, Robin Williams, Bo Burham, Bill Burr has had a famous turn from grievance comic to empathetic philosopher comic and it's improved his popularity and humour. Meanwhile many of the crappiest ones - Joe Rogan, Andrew Dice Clay, Ellen Degeneres - lack empathy in their lives and performances. Having empathy doesn't mean you can't be fun or funny, often the opposite.

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            Peppa pig isn't real. This isn't a situation that could ever happen

            Can you suspend your disbelief so hard that a doctor turns your child into processed meat because of a misunderstanding?

            If I try, I don't know how to empathize with the situation except to be angry at the doctor, or the fact that a hospital offers that service at all. It's an absurd premise

            This isn't a joke about a mother's pain. It's a comic about wordplay, and the disturbing implications of "our world but everyone is pigs"

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            • P [email protected]

              A mother's grief as a dark punchline, hilarious. This artist should share notes with Stonetoss, equal damage to the areas of their brains that experience empathy.

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                Holy fuck this is dark

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                Seems like a good pink tbh

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                  Many of the funniest comedians are deeply in touch with their empathy - George Carlin, Robin Williams, Bo Burham, Bill Burr has had a famous turn from grievance comic to empathetic philosopher comic and it's improved his popularity and humour. Meanwhile many of the crappiest ones - Joe Rogan, Andrew Dice Clay, Ellen Degeneres - lack empathy in their lives and performances. Having empathy doesn't mean you can't be fun or funny, often the opposite.

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                  If you can't see Bill Burr wheezing with laughter showing his daughter this meme I don't know what to tell you

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                    The profile view in the third panel is wrong, there are supposed to be 2 eyes on each side.

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                      A mother's grief as a dark punchline, hilarious. This artist should share notes with Stonetoss, equal damage to the areas of their brains that experience empathy.

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                      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGtIPhps12A

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                        https://youtu.be/eXTXlS1Vppg

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                          Is this lo--

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                            They're grilling vegetables and stuff but I'm sure the creators knew what they were doing.

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                              The profile view in the third panel is wrong, there are supposed to be 2 eyes on each side.

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                              Also, there is a doctor in the show, and he is a brown bear, not a pig.

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                                Some prefer the taste of Peppa Pibb.

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                                  Haha, he killed the Peppa Pig! Get it?? Because WE kill pigs too and eat them. So funny, right!? A dead pig like the millions of others, haha! Now I want a sandwich, haha!

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                                    Haha, he killed the Peppa Pig! Get it?? Because WE kill pigs too and eat them. So funny, right!? A dead pig like the millions of others, haha! Now I want a sandwich, haha!

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                                    Buddy, are you virtue signaling on a meme about a fictional characters?

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                                      Buddy, are you virtue signaling on a meme about a fictional characters?

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                                      Had to look up Virtue signalling. Yes sir, I do. The character is fictional, but the hUmOuR is real. Bacon btw. Enjoy your upvotes.

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                                        Delectable. (though a bit on the nose..)

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                                          Had to look up Virtue signalling. Yes sir, I do. The character is fictional, but the hUmOuR is real. Bacon btw. Enjoy your upvotes.

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                                          This is the only vegan meme I currently have saved. Consider this my olive branch, and maybe learn to suspend your disbelief.

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