Everybody gets one [choose wisely]
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This is an impossible task unfortunately as we haven't been able to find a way to reverse aging with magic despite millenia of dedicated research into magic. You must continue living as an adult/young woman, Lena, or talk to a dark alchemist or a warlock.
I have a second wish, can you make all pedantry vanish?
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Ok, then put a "truthiness" meter on all media, which can't be removed. It should not beat around the bush: if something is a lie, it should say "lie!" If someone is lying, it should say "liar!" If someone truly believes something, but are simply wrong or misinformed, it should have a truthiness meter.
It should do this for all news, anything masquerading as news, and televangelists. Fiction presented as fiction without pretense of being fact is exempt.
The meter should resist all attempts at hiding, filtering, and removal. It should apply to all media.
I .. uh .. did I tell you I can conjure a sandwich? Sandwiches are pretty nice. And takes away the helpless feeling we have when we can't directly affect the world in the way we would like to.
A sandwich will restore your energy, give you a sense of control (since you choose what your sandwich is made out of) and encourages you to make noise, sign petitions and spread the word about the dangers of mis/disinformation and why someone would want to spread such information.
Conjure your sandwich, then plant the seed of that truthmeter into the minds of people.
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Please write BE EXCELLENT TO EACH OTHER permanently into the sky above each continent high enough and large enough to be seen by all. If a continent has a predominant language it can be in that language and if the math and physics work out it could even be by nation or region.
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I have a second wish, can you make all pedantry vanish?
Gurl, the headline says "one wish".. but I gotchu fam one mo time
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Can you curse those with extreme wealth with debillitating back pain? The more above the median you are, the more intense. Make sure the cause is entirely known
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make all choclate bars in my house 25% bigger pretty please
Unfortunately the Wizard's Code of Ethics prohibits this due to massive deforestation events that occur when we conjure chocolate
Magic giveth but magic also sometimes takethBuy chocolate from responsible producers!
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regulate all social media, tech, telecom companies, video sharing sites and payment processors as public utility
wrote on last edited by [email protected]I try to cast spells and curses, but we need unity. For higher powers to regulate them we need to make the high council hear our spells and join our chants (vote in every election).
I cast (my vote) spell in your cause.
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Unbend my back pretty please!
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make everyone happy or at least somewhat comfortable, all the time
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I wish for another wish
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I have some milk in the fridge, could you turn it into good cheese?
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I wish for some kick ass tunes!
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Let's try: I want P=NP
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pair of timbs
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Giant Space Laser that automatically zaps the 100 evilest people in the world each day. Determined by who negatively impacted the quality of life of the most people that day.
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I want you to put a 32-bit buffer into people's brains so that when they're attempting to do evil, when they cross the threshold, it automatically buffer overflows back onto the good side.
I want it to be like, "I was going to rape and murder this school bus full of children, but instead I made them cupcakes".
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Please write BE EXCELLENT TO EACH OTHER permanently into the sky above each continent high enough and large enough to be seen by all. If a continent has a predominant language it can be in that language and if the math and physics work out it could even be by nation or region.
Granted, but sorry about my terrible staff (hand) writing.
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I would also like the ability to bend reality to my will
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Can you curse those with extreme wealth with debillitating back pain? The more above the median you are, the more intense. Make sure the cause is entirely known
Done with a twist: I can't alter others directly due to the Wizard Code of Ethics, but I have applied a curse to make sure the wealthier you are, the less people you can trust.
These people can never fully trust anyone. "Does she love me for me?", "is that new guy just kissing my ass or can I open up to them?" will be thoughts so frequent that it will drive them mad the older and lonelier they get.
