Everybody gets one [choose wisely]
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make all choclate bars in my house 25% bigger pretty please
Unfortunately the Wizard's Code of Ethics prohibits this due to massive deforestation events that occur when we conjure chocolate
Magic giveth but magic also sometimes takethBuy chocolate from responsible producers!
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regulate all social media, tech, telecom companies, video sharing sites and payment processors as public utility
wrote on last edited by [email protected]I try to cast spells and curses, but we need unity. For higher powers to regulate them we need to make the high council hear our spells and join our chants (vote in every election).
I cast (my vote) spell in your cause.
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Unbend my back pretty please!
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make everyone happy or at least somewhat comfortable, all the time
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I wish for another wish
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I have some milk in the fridge, could you turn it into good cheese?
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I wish for some kick ass tunes!
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Let's try: I want P=NP
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pair of timbs
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Giant Space Laser that automatically zaps the 100 evilest people in the world each day. Determined by who negatively impacted the quality of life of the most people that day.
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I want you to put a 32-bit buffer into people's brains so that when they're attempting to do evil, when they cross the threshold, it automatically buffer overflows back onto the good side.
I want it to be like, "I was going to rape and murder this school bus full of children, but instead I made them cupcakes".
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Please write BE EXCELLENT TO EACH OTHER permanently into the sky above each continent high enough and large enough to be seen by all. If a continent has a predominant language it can be in that language and if the math and physics work out it could even be by nation or region.
Granted, but sorry about my terrible staff (hand) writing.
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I would also like the ability to bend reality to my will
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Can you curse those with extreme wealth with debillitating back pain? The more above the median you are, the more intense. Make sure the cause is entirely known
Done with a twist: I can't alter others directly due to the Wizard Code of Ethics, but I have applied a curse to make sure the wealthier you are, the less people you can trust.
These people can never fully trust anyone. "Does she love me for me?", "is that new guy just kissing my ass or can I open up to them?" will be thoughts so frequent that it will drive them mad the older and lonelier they get.
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Unbend my back pretty please!
I'm sorry today is all about bending, unbendings only on monday and tuesday between 11:11 - 13:23
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We're low on milk. Also bananas.
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But your toaster is already enchanted?! The toaster struggles with your desires, though. Are you sure you truly want a perfect toast? Or are you perhaps in the way of yourself?
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make everyone happy or at least somewhat comfortable, all the time
Sadly I can't alter the minds of others directly
but I'll be sure to bring cookies to the library (work) on monday to partially grant your wish! -
I wish for another wish
Great, you broke my staff. Happy now?!
