Everybody gets one [choose wisely]
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I wish for another wish
Great, you broke my staff. Happy now?!
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I have some milk in the fridge, could you turn it into good cheese?
Granted, the bacteria are working on it double time. But not faster than that, because the smart little shits unionized.
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I wish for some kick ass tunes!
Granted, you have access to the worlds finest of tunes in the palm of your hands: https://radio.garden/
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Let's try: I want P=NP
My staff just said Pโ NP
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pair of timbs
I only learned how to conjure crocs
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Giant Space Laser that automatically zaps the 100 evilest people in the world each day. Determined by who negatively impacted the quality of life of the most people that day.
Done, but it can't penetrate a specific magical shield (sunscreen) and it's eco friendly so it's a bit slow. Gets faster with time though as the evil people keep doing evil things and unfortunately doesn't discriminate who it zaps
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I want you to put a 32-bit buffer into people's brains so that when they're attempting to do evil, when they cross the threshold, it automatically buffer overflows back onto the good side.
I want it to be like, "I was going to rape and murder this school bus full of children, but instead I made them cupcakes".
I can't directly alter humans due to the Wizard Code of Ethics
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I would also like the ability to bend reality to my will
Wizard school was a scam, just become a sorcerer/ess and save your money.
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We're low on milk. Also bananas.
Oh good because my mana can't handle more than that.
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Granted, you have access to the worlds finest of tunes in the palm of your hands: https://radio.garden/
Doooope!
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But your toaster is already enchanted?! The toaster struggles with your desires, though. Are you sure you truly want a perfect toast? Or are you perhaps in the way of yourself?
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I .. uh .. did I tell you I can conjure a sandwich? Sandwiches are pretty nice. And takes away the helpless feeling we have when we can't directly affect the world in the way we would like to.
A sandwich will restore your energy, give you a sense of control (since you choose what your sandwich is made out of) and encourages you to make noise, sign petitions and spread the word about the dangers of mis/disinformation and why someone would want to spread such information.
Conjure your sandwich, then plant the seed of that truthmeter into the minds of people.
A sandwich? That was always an option? Heck, I'll take the sandwich!
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Let's try: I want P=NP
could you just make P equal big P please
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Granted, you can shapeshift to almost any form, but you should get started with pigeon, cow, a hero, or a pyramid: https://www.yogajournal.com/poses/poses-by-level/beginners-poses
If you want to put in considerably less effort my local witch high on the raw weave told me to just prevent the heat death of the universe and wait you will eventually be everything
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could you just make P equal big P please
Request error: P undefined. Generating best approximation ... Urination will now take 30 minutes.
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Which reality? I want tacos if it has them, or ghunsht if it has them, but I'll settle for plzgtsk' or some portabello mozzarella sticks.
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If this offer is still available I'd like a cool skirt with pockets and a comfy cloak that avoids dragging on stairs.
::: spoiler Read only after drafting response to first half.
To me it sounds like you're not really a wizard but rather went to magic school to become a magic lawyer and picked up some cantrips between ethics classesโฆ
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Oh! I was supposed to get pickles! Dill, though. If there's only sweet, don't bother.
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Wizard school was a scam, just become a sorcerer/ess and save your money.
Yeah. They only taught me how to help people install software
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A sandwich? That was always an option? Heck, I'll take the sandwich!
Granted, your next sandwich will be delicious. Knowing this: chew slower, enjoy it!
