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Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Prevention

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    seems reasonabl

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      gardening and grocery store experience? overqualified for this administration for sure

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      Hey, he at least has experience with grocery shoppers, which can be awful people to deal with, just like terrorists!

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        Great, another face I want to punch.

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        • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

          On a frequency from 1/sec to 10/sec, how bad does it hert? I'm working on becoming a worse righter.

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          At least tree fiddy

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            Hey, he at least has experience with grocery shoppers, which can be awful people to deal with, just like terrorists!

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            if you can handle customers you can definitely deal with a bunch of terrorists. terrorists usually have better justifications for their actions

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              Am I only one who thinks he looks like a MAD magazine cover?

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                Coming this summer, Rob Schneider is derp pa der anti terror der

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                  Are you sure this guy didn't star in a Dreamworks movie? That eyebrow lmao

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                    That's a big task, preventing the US or one of their many proxies from doing terrorist attacks

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                      Iran approves this message.

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                      • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                        I mean normally, I say if they communicated the message then they did all write even if they misspeeled a word or two. The juxtaposition of this makes the ironing so delicious though.

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                        For all intensive purposes, I could care less, but it peaked my interest and I waited for replies with baited breath.

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                          Qualification includes that one time he asked a shoplifter to not shoplift and they left anyway.

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                            I know I feel safer already.

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                              I know I feel safer already.

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                              You know who to thank

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                                Fall guy. Somehow the blame for his obvious incompetence will not be imputed up the command chain.

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                                  You know who to thank

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                                  why don't you wear a suit?

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                                    That's a big task, preventing the US or one of their many proxies from doing terrorist attacks

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                                    iran? woops, too late.

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                                      The inexperienced 22-year-old reportedly tasked by Donald Trump with tackling U.S. extremism

                                      so he's gonna impeach trump?

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                                        he's a yes man, that trump is gonna steamroll over at trump's earliest. THank you for your attention to this matter.

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                                          I can hear the MAGA crowd saying "but at least he's a white male"

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