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      One word: Chocolate.

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        ... Was 100 the highest number you could think of?

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          Well hey, two out of four, I'm halfway there!

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            ... Was 100 the highest number you could think of?

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            If you know a number higher than a HUMDRED I would like to hear it!

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              If you know a number higher than a HUMDRED I would like to hear it!

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              What if you had a humdred humdreds of something?

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                Show off

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                  Or not be an incel.

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                    If you know a number higher than a HUMDRED I would like to hear it!

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                    Tree fiddy 😏

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                      All you need to be a superhero is 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 km run every day.

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                        One word: Chocolate.

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                        Remember! Give it to them on a flat palm and fingers together!

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                          All you need to be a superhero is 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 km run every day.

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                          And eat 3 meals a day. A banana counts for breakfast.

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                            And slow. No sudden movements!

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                              One word: Chocolate.

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                              CHOCOLATE

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                                What if you had a humdred humdreds of something?

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                                Then you turn into Elon Musk.

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                                  CHOCOLATE

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                                    All you need to be a superhero is 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 km run every day.

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                                    be fuckin CAREFUL with that

                                    might end up making the rest of your life boring because you're too powerful

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                                      And always eat breakfast even if it’s just an avocado toast

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                                        Guy I know who is single: "You need to be literally perfect! Tons of money, super athletic, cultured, brilliant, speaking six different languages! It's impossible!"

                                        Girl I know who is single: "Fuck me, I hope this next guy I'm seeing isn't married, can cover his side of the check, and remembered to wash his ass. Although, at this point, two out of three isn't bad."

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                                          At this rate, only elite men should breed TBH

                                          Losers should be working 12 hour days 6 days per week so that better man can have more time to party with all the women.

                                          That's really where society is going TBH

                                          Look at Muslim word.

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