Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Brite
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Brand Logo

agnos.is Forums

  1. Home
  2. Microblog Memes
  3. Minimum dating standards

Minimum dating standards

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Microblog Memes
111 Posts 57 Posters 3 Views
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • S [email protected]

    Not really. Do 10 of each on the hour for 10 hours straight.

    R This user is from outside of this forum
    R This user is from outside of this forum
    [email protected]
    wrote last edited by
    #33

    Have you tried? Come back to me in a week.

    S bananaisaberry@lemmy.zipB 2 Replies Last reply
    0
    • Z [email protected]

      They're talking about places to approach/get to know strangers

      underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU This user is from outside of this forum
      underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU This user is from outside of this forum
      [email protected]
      wrote last edited by [email protected]
      #34

      Go dancing. Guaranteed to get to know strangers very quickly.

      Also, literally any rec league sports club.

      1 Reply Last reply
      3
      • F [email protected]

        Or not be an incel.

        I This user is from outside of this forum
        I This user is from outside of this forum
        [email protected]
        wrote last edited by
        #35

        which is very loosely defined and could mean anything

        F 1 Reply Last reply
        2
        • the_picard_maneuver@piefed.worldT [email protected]
          This post did not contain any content.
          O This user is from outside of this forum
          O This user is from outside of this forum
          [email protected]
          wrote last edited by
          #36

          Metric vs imperial joke somewhere in therr

          1 Reply Last reply
          3
          • A [email protected]

            Guy who is me who is single: I'd be fine if we could just get some third places that aren't focused on drinking where it is appropriate to ask women on a date.

            Or if I started drinking more again I guess, but having quit for a while to cut back I don't want to get back to where I was, I'm doing good.

            J This user is from outside of this forum
            J This user is from outside of this forum
            [email protected]
            wrote last edited by
            #37

            Try more meetups? There's always stuff for running, board games, coding, bike riding, bird watching. Just don't be a creeper who's cruising instead of doing the activity in good faith.

            A 1 Reply Last reply
            2
            • F [email protected]

              Did you know that ripe bananas on an empty stomach can be disastrous for people with GERD?

              I This user is from outside of this forum
              I This user is from outside of this forum
              [email protected]
              wrote last edited by
              #38

              This isn’t on you, but I feel like there’s a key piece of information missing from this abstract:

              It was observed that gastric acid values were higher following banana as compared to porridge and the difference was statistically significant (p < 0.001). It was was thus concluded that ripe banana is not a bland food.

              How much higher? It might not be the perfect food, but it might still be okay. I also can’t tell if it’s not there as clickbait (essentially), if the study doesn’t disclose it, or if it’s not actually a significant difference. My money’s on the first or the last, but anything over than the first is shitty.

              1 Reply Last reply
              1
              • J [email protected]

                Try more meetups? There's always stuff for running, board games, coding, bike riding, bird watching. Just don't be a creeper who's cruising instead of doing the activity in good faith.

                A This user is from outside of this forum
                A This user is from outside of this forum
                [email protected]
                wrote last edited by
                #39

                It's my understanding that women don't want to be asked out at such places, the common complaint being that they can't even enjoy their hobby without guys asking them out.

                J E L 3 Replies Last reply
                7
                • F [email protected]

                  100 IQ joke

                  S This user is from outside of this forum
                  S This user is from outside of this forum
                  [email protected]
                  wrote last edited by [email protected]
                  #40

                  They really are at the top of the bell curve

                  1 Reply Last reply
                  7
                  • A [email protected]

                    Guy who is me who is single: I'd be fine if we could just get some third places that aren't focused on drinking where it is appropriate to ask women on a date.

                    Or if I started drinking more again I guess, but having quit for a while to cut back I don't want to get back to where I was, I'm doing good.

                    S This user is from outside of this forum
                    S This user is from outside of this forum
                    [email protected]
                    wrote last edited by
                    #41

                    100% this. But also, you can make your own third space by inviting friends over and asking them to bring friends. I met most of my serious girlfriends at various house parties. Friends of friends are somewhat pre-vetted.

                    A E 2 Replies Last reply
                    4
                    • A [email protected]

                      It's my understanding that women don't want to be asked out at such places, the common complaint being that they can't even enjoy their hobby without guys asking them out.

                      J This user is from outside of this forum
                      J This user is from outside of this forum
                      [email protected]
                      wrote last edited by
                      #42

                      Yes, that's what I meant but don't be a creeper that's cruising for dates. You can still make friends, and over a longer period of time ask if there's interest. I don't have an objective set of rules for this path- almost all of my dates were via dating apps, where interest in dating can be assumed.

                      1 Reply Last reply
                      0
                      • S [email protected]

                        100% this. But also, you can make your own third space by inviting friends over and asking them to bring friends. I met most of my serious girlfriends at various house parties. Friends of friends are somewhat pre-vetted.

                        A This user is from outside of this forum
                        A This user is from outside of this forum
                        [email protected]
                        wrote last edited by [email protected]
                        #43

                        Well to do that all my friends would have to un-OD on heroin lol, the opioid epidemic did a real number on my city. I never did it myself, but for me to invite them over I'd need a shovel or a Ouija Board, and idk who they'd bring but I'm not sure I wanna find out!

                        "Damn Steve, when did you become friends with Moloch and Baal? And why'd you bring Ea-Nasir?!"

                        My only living in town friend is moving in about a year, too. And if he had anyone he could set me up with I'd know lol, known him for 15yr.

                        S 1 Reply Last reply
                        6
                        • I [email protected]

                          which is very loosely defined and could mean anything

                          F This user is from outside of this forum
                          F This user is from outside of this forum
                          [email protected]
                          wrote last edited by [email protected]
                          #44

                          If you write messages to other men about how unreasonable women's dating expectations are and its mostly relating to common male insecurities, there's a pretty good chance you're incel posting or parodying an incel.

                          Height, abs, balding are all common cishet male insecurities, and largely have nothing to do with finding a girlfriend.

                          B 1 Reply Last reply
                          3
                          • F [email protected]

                            And eat 3 meals a day. A banana counts for breakfast.

                            F This user is from outside of this forum
                            F This user is from outside of this forum
                            [email protected]
                            wrote last edited by
                            #45

                            **
                            ::: spoiler spoiler

                            Its a reference to the anime One Punch Man where Saitama, the hero, attains ungodly power through diet and exercise.

                            :::
                            **

                            1 Reply Last reply
                            4
                            • the_picard_maneuver@piefed.worldT [email protected]
                              This post did not contain any content.
                              redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.comR This user is from outside of this forum
                              redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.comR This user is from outside of this forum
                              [email protected]
                              wrote last edited by
                              #46

                              Found the astro-physicist

                              1 Reply Last reply
                              14
                              • A [email protected]

                                Well to do that all my friends would have to un-OD on heroin lol, the opioid epidemic did a real number on my city. I never did it myself, but for me to invite them over I'd need a shovel or a Ouija Board, and idk who they'd bring but I'm not sure I wanna find out!

                                "Damn Steve, when did you become friends with Moloch and Baal? And why'd you bring Ea-Nasir?!"

                                My only living in town friend is moving in about a year, too. And if he had anyone he could set me up with I'd know lol, known him for 15yr.

                                S This user is from outside of this forum
                                S This user is from outside of this forum
                                [email protected]
                                wrote last edited by
                                #47

                                Yeesh. Sounds like you need a new set of friends or a new town. I wonder how much of the loneliness is down to loads of people living in really sparse areas.

                                A 1 Reply Last reply
                                3
                                • F [email protected]

                                  Or not be an incel.

                                  D This user is from outside of this forum
                                  D This user is from outside of this forum
                                  [email protected]
                                  wrote last edited by
                                  #48

                                  That one secret trick to dating.

                                  1 Reply Last reply
                                  1
                                  • O [email protected]

                                    All you need to be a superhero is 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 km run every day.

                                    sundray@lemmus.orgS This user is from outside of this forum
                                    sundray@lemmus.orgS This user is from outside of this forum
                                    [email protected]
                                    wrote last edited by [email protected]
                                    #49

                                    96...97...98...

                                    1 Reply Last reply
                                    3
                                    • S [email protected]

                                      100% this. But also, you can make your own third space by inviting friends over and asking them to bring friends. I met most of my serious girlfriends at various house parties. Friends of friends are somewhat pre-vetted.

                                      E This user is from outside of this forum
                                      E This user is from outside of this forum
                                      [email protected]
                                      wrote last edited by
                                      #50

                                      You have made one major assumption here which I feel cannot be overlooked.

                                      S 1 Reply Last reply
                                      8
                                      • the_picard_maneuver@piefed.worldT [email protected]
                                        This post did not contain any content.
                                        Z This user is from outside of this forum
                                        Z This user is from outside of this forum
                                        [email protected]
                                        wrote last edited by
                                        #51

                                        To be fair we are all waiting on robot cat girls with Voice ChatGPT & all terrain interior.

                                        1 Reply Last reply
                                        2
                                        • O [email protected]

                                          All you need to be a superhero is 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 km run every day.

                                          O This user is from outside of this forum
                                          O This user is from outside of this forum
                                          [email protected]
                                          wrote last edited by [email protected]
                                          #52

                                          Don't forget the bananas

                                          1 Reply Last reply
                                          1
                                          Reply
                                          • Reply as topic
                                          Log in to reply
                                          • Oldest to Newest
                                          • Newest to Oldest
                                          • Most Votes


                                          • Login

                                          • Login or register to search.
                                          • First post
                                            Last post
                                          0
                                          • Categories
                                          • Recent
                                          • Tags
                                          • Popular
                                          • World
                                          • Users
                                          • Groups