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    Off when?

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    Any consenting time with dick expectations and clean zeros.

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      Girl here. I would eat free onion rings.

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      • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

        What can I say... I am nothing if not homosexual

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          I'm bi. But because of reasons I've never openly explored my sexuality with another guy. A while back I got bored and switch my dating profile to accept everyone as potential matches. Overnight my tinder blew up, message after message like after like. It was overwhelming with the amount of potential matches so I deleted my account and tried again

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          I am curious, more messages from which gender?

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            Feels like it occasionally. You know why I'm the mod of /c/[email protected]? Because when I started posting ages ago, I posted some memes in /c/Gay. The mod there just went "I don't wanna be mod anymore" and randomly added me as a mod and left being a mod himself. No warning. Found out a couple days later noticing the M next to my name.

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              Gay men, there are plenty of guys out there. Kindly leave us straight guys alone. How you guys don't respect a man's orientation is beyond me. If I want dick, I can get it just as easy as you can. Stay in your lane, bro.

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                Another daily reminder that the straights, myself included, are not Ok.

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                  Gay men, there are plenty of guys out there. Kindly leave us straight guys alone. How you guys don't respect a man's orientation is beyond me. If I want dick, I can get it just as easy as you can. Stay in your lane, bro.

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                  Hey straight man, some of you are fugly and think you're hot shit but in reality we want nothing to do with you or your stanky attitude. I can look around you and find three other gay men who properly wipe their ass anyway. And don't worry, the moment you went out of your way to identify as straight, I gagged a little. You're good, brosky.

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                  • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                    Feels like it occasionally. You know why I'm the mod of /c/[email protected]? Because when I started posting ages ago, I posted some memes in /c/Gay. The mod there just went "I don't wanna be mod anymore" and randomly added me as a mod and left being a mod himself. No warning. Found out a couple days later noticing the M next to my name.

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                    I've been fortunate enough to have experienced that. It's so weird to be given the keys to the castle overnight and not know what to do with them.

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                      Hey straight man, some of you are fugly and think you're hot shit but in reality we want nothing to do with you or your stanky attitude. I can look around you and find three other gay men who properly wipe their ass anyway. And don't worry, the moment you went out of your way to identify as straight, I gagged a little. You're good, brosky.

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                      And yet I have men telling me how well they suck cock, how they Tight are, and straight up lying about their sex. You have fun having standards. You're one of a few, apparently.

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                        And yet I have men telling me how well they suck cock, how they Tight are, and straight up lying about their sex. You have fun having standards. You're one of a few, apparently.

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                        Well, they aren't lying that we suck the best cock, but you'll need a reservation. This is not a Wendy's!

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                          Well, they aren't lying that we suck the best cock, but you'll need a reservation. This is not a Wendy's!

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                          Pretty close to a Wendy's. I wish I was gay so I could get laid all the time. Literally, it's getting late, and I could easily find five dudes to bang tonight. No such luck with women. Dammit

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                            I am curious, more messages from which gender?

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                            Men.

                            I went from 3 likes from women exclusively to 99+ from both in like two weeks.

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                              And yet I have men telling me how well they suck cock, how they Tight are, and straight up lying about their sex. You have fun having standards. You're one of a few, apparently.

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                              Where are you having random gay men telling you how well they suck cock? Did you accidentally install Grindr?

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                                Any consenting adult with a clean dick and zero expectations.

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                                Two outta three?

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                                  Where are you having random gay men telling you how well they suck cock? Did you accidentally install Grindr?

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                                  Dating apps. Where you try to meet women, but usually meet scammers and gay men

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                                    Hey straight man, some of you are fugly and think you're hot shit but in reality we want nothing to do with you or your stanky attitude. I can look around you and find three other gay men who properly wipe their ass anyway. And don't worry, the moment you went out of your way to identify as straight, I gagged a little. You're good, brosky.

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                                    I'm sorry that you have a physical and painful response to other humans who prefer the opposite sex.

                                    That sounds like a horribly crippling disability.

                                    That or an uncalled for bigoted insult to others based on sexual preferences.

                                    You don't have to insult entire classes of people to make your point. Be a better person, and don't perpetuate hate just because you feel it's ok to attack people for being straight.

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                                      I'm sorry that you have a physical and painful response to other humans who prefer the opposite sex.

                                      That sounds like a horribly crippling disability.

                                      That or an uncalled for bigoted insult to others based on sexual preferences.

                                      You don't have to insult entire classes of people to make your point. Be a better person, and don't perpetuate hate just because you feel it's ok to attack people for being straight.

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                                      Whoa, hold your horses, pardner. Qualifying that with "the moment you went out of your way to blah" is key to understanding my sarcasm 😉

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                                        I've been fortunate enough to have experienced that. It's so weird to be given the keys to the castle overnight and not know what to do with them.

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                                        Exactly. Like with TenForward, I made it specifically to get away from abusive admins of another instance. Fine. I knew that was coming. But being left stood there like "Wait why can I remove other peoples posts" is just so fuckin bizarre. I don't know if Lemmy ever added an update notifying you you're a mod or anything. Maybe something in the automod. It is a bit nuts that you can just be dubbed mod lol

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                                          Gay men, there are plenty of guys out there. Kindly leave us straight guys alone. How you guys don't respect a man's orientation is beyond me. If I want dick, I can get it just as easy as you can. Stay in your lane, bro.

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                                          Why is this getting downvoted? Op's post is creepy and borderline sexually harassing. And the replies to your post are equally gross.

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