I am two of them
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Well, they aren't lying that we suck the best cock, but you'll need a reservation. This is not a Wendy's!
Pretty close to a Wendy's. I wish I was gay so I could get laid all the time. Literally, it's getting late, and I could easily find five dudes to bang tonight. No such luck with women. Dammit
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I am curious, more messages from which gender?
Men.
I went from 3 likes from women exclusively to 99+ from both in like two weeks.
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And yet I have men telling me how well they suck cock, how they Tight are, and straight up lying about their sex. You have fun having standards. You're one of a few, apparently.
Where are you having random gay men telling you how well they suck cock? Did you accidentally install Grindr?
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Any consenting adult with a clean dick and zero expectations.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Two outta three?
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Where are you having random gay men telling you how well they suck cock? Did you accidentally install Grindr?
Dating apps. Where you try to meet women, but usually meet scammers and gay men
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Hey straight man, some of you are fugly and think you're hot shit but in reality we want nothing to do with you or your stanky attitude. I can look around you and find three other gay men who properly wipe their ass anyway. And don't worry, the moment you went out of your way to identify as straight, I gagged a little. You're good, brosky.
I'm sorry that you have a physical and painful response to other humans who prefer the opposite sex.
That sounds like a horribly crippling disability.
That or an uncalled for bigoted insult to others based on sexual preferences.
You don't have to insult entire classes of people to make your point. Be a better person, and don't perpetuate hate just because you feel it's ok to attack people for being straight.
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I'm sorry that you have a physical and painful response to other humans who prefer the opposite sex.
That sounds like a horribly crippling disability.
That or an uncalled for bigoted insult to others based on sexual preferences.
You don't have to insult entire classes of people to make your point. Be a better person, and don't perpetuate hate just because you feel it's ok to attack people for being straight.
Whoa, hold your horses, pardner. Qualifying that with "the moment you went out of your way to blah" is key to understanding my sarcasm
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I've been fortunate enough to have experienced that. It's so weird to be given the keys to the castle overnight and not know what to do with them.
Exactly. Like with TenForward, I made it specifically to get away from abusive admins of another instance. Fine. I knew that was coming. But being left stood there like "Wait why can I remove other peoples posts" is just so fuckin bizarre. I don't know if Lemmy ever added an update notifying you you're a mod or anything. Maybe something in the automod. It is a bit nuts that you can just be dubbed mod lol
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Gay men, there are plenty of guys out there. Kindly leave us straight guys alone. How you guys don't respect a man's orientation is beyond me. If I want dick, I can get it just as easy as you can. Stay in your lane, bro.
Why is this getting downvoted? Op's post is creepy and borderline sexually harassing. And the replies to your post are equally gross.
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Where are you having random gay men telling you how well they suck cock? Did you accidentally install Grindr?
wrote on last edited by [email protected]I tought it was a hustle app where techbros could meet to discuss business ideas. And bathrooms are often chosen as a meeting location to protect the secrecy of the cofounders from tech journalists before launch.
Can happen to any straight dude.
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I tought it was a hustle app where techbros could meet to discuss business ideas. And bathrooms are often chosen as a meeting location to protect the secrecy of the cofounders from tech journalists before launch.
Can happen to any straight dude.
Sounds like you're stereotyping gay guys lol
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Why is this getting downvoted? Op's post is creepy and borderline sexually harassing. And the replies to your post are equally gross.
No respect. That's my problem. I respect your lifestyle. I stick up for you. When a woman tells me she likes women, I accept it just fine. Never once have I asked anybody to change their orientation for me. Shit is creepy. You don't get a pass because you're gay.
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i love how there are some straight men in the comments getting offended as if this post was directed specifically at them.
like, bruv, you don't know that it's for you, so chill. maybe it's for the pansexuals or intersex people out there, who knows?
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That sounds like it would chaff or cause some kind of reaction
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I'm bi. But because of reasons I've never openly explored my sexuality with another guy. A while back I got bored and switch my dating profile to accept everyone as potential matches. Overnight my tinder blew up, message after message like after like. It was overwhelming with the amount of potential matches so I deleted my account and tried again
Fresh meat
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My chemistry teacher allways said "ein bisschen bi schadet nie' and I am not sure if he was referring to bicarbonate
Let's just hope they weren't propositioning you.
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There are two men inside you. You will not be able to walk straight tomorrow.
only 2? some might go 4.
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That sounds like it would chaff or cause some kind of reaction
the rings gotta be crispy to be good and that's gotta be uh ow.
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Girl here. I would eat free onion rings.
Let's put the fun in Funyuns
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Gay men, there are plenty of guys out there. Kindly leave us straight guys alone. How you guys don't respect a man's orientation is beyond me. If I want dick, I can get it just as easy as you can. Stay in your lane, bro.
It's ok if you don't have onion rings, there's other food you can use, I've started luring Italian men in with spaghetti wrapped around my dick.