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When I Realize I'm A Grownup

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    Man was it nice to fill up a shopping cart with ALL THE SWEETS and no-one could stop me.

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      Just wait until you realize that being an adult means sucky responsibilities.

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      • broadfern@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

        The other side to that is realizing how sick you feel after eating three giant KitKats

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        Doesn’t matter. The fourth will put it right.

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          Then you feel like trash the next morning because you starved your body of proper nutrition. If continued long term, you become a fat diabetic.

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          If your body reacts this way from eating too many sweets once, then your problem started weeks before.

          The human body needs way less nutrients than people generally assume.

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            But being an adult is realizing those choices are accommodated by consequences. Like all your friends giving you shit for being ‘lol random’.

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            But being an adult is realizing those choices are accommodated by consequences

            No! I specifically ordered my increased autonomy without any adulting! I demand a replacement or a refund!

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              Kitititit-Katatatat

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                But being an adult is realizing those choices are accommodated by consequences

                No! I specifically ordered my increased autonomy without any adulting! I demand a replacement or a refund!

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                Refund granted and adult status revoked. Credits were added to your adult account, which requires you to be an adult to sign in! Have a good day. 🙂

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                  When I started living on my own I baked a whole thing of cinnamon rolls and ate them all.

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                    We still live in a society governed by laws and morals.

                    Straight to jail.

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                      Anyone else just randomly bought a cake and ate the whole thing?

                      Being an adult isn't all bad.

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                        We still live in a society governed by laws and morals.

                        Straight to jail.

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                        You're right, and it's a jail of diabetes.

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                        • broadfern@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

                          The other side to that is realizing how sick you feel after eating three giant KitKats

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                          Shortly after moving out on my own I realized I could just buy broccoli and steam it and eat it whenever I want. Keep in mind I LOOOOOVED steamed broccoli; especially with lemon juice and butter.

                          I have binged on candy and felt awful afterwards but never in my life have I felt as miserable as I did the night after I ate a whole head of broccoli. The trapped gas in my abdomen literally made me wish I was dead.

                          …and my dumb ass had to do this twice before before I made the connection…

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                          • broadfern@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

                            The other side to that is realizing how sick you feel after eating three giant KitKats

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                            Well being an adult is taking a giant bite through a bunch of giant kitkats, then putting the rest away for another day.

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                            • broadfern@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

                              The other side to that is realizing how sick you feel after eating three giant KitKats

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                              Just wait until you realise there are FOUR Kit Kats in the image!

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                                If your body reacts this way from eating too many sweets once, then your problem started weeks before.

                                The human body needs way less nutrients than people generally assume.

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                                Yes, either because of lifestyle choices in general, or a genetic predisposition towards such things, I would assume.

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                                  But being an adult is realizing those choices are accommodated by consequences. Like all your friends giving you shit for being ‘lol random’.

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                                  At least you can decide for yourself if you want to accept those consequences.

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                                    Kitititit-Katatatat

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                                    Working too hard can give you a heart attackackackackackack…

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                                    • bleistift2@sopuli.xyzB [email protected]

                                      Doesn’t matter. The fourth will put it right.

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                                      Goddammit I originally put four and then edited to three LMAO

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                                      • indibrony@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                                        Just wait until you realise there are FOUR Kit Kats in the image!

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                                        I think there's actually five, haha

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                                        • nusm@piefed.zipN [email protected]

                                          Working too hard can give you a heart attackackackackackack…

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                                          ♫♪ You oughtta know by now...♩♬

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