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Ding ding ditch is punishable by death apparently

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  • magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.comM [email protected]

    Whats your fucking deal, you said you need the guns to safe us from the fascist government so what the fuck are you on about when you're not out there shooting

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    you said you need the guns to safe us from the fascist government

    And we do

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      I mean if you try this in Texas, that's on you. It's front page news like every day.

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        I mean if you try this in Texas, that's on you. It's front page news like every day.

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        Yeah how fucking old were you when you started reading the newspaper genius??

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          meme is killing it.

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            I did this a lot as a kid. One time I went too far and my neighbor threw me up on a fence. He told me if I ever did it again, he would whip me with a belt.

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            Jesus Christ! That's ridiculous. I am so sorry.

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              Yeah how fucking old were you when you started reading the newspaper genius??

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              websites have pages don't they

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                I mean if you try this in Texas, that's on you. It's front page news like every day.

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                Yeah, we know Texans are immoral, irresponsible gun owners.

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                • none_dc@lemmy.worldN [email protected]

                  This is so freaking real. Some old folks seem to want that kids just stay still in silence like a furniture when they're bored. No playing outside cuz "is annoying and dangerous", not playing with their phones cuz "is unhealthy and dangerous".

                  What the hell should they do then?!

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                  A lot of people just hate kids. It's a big problem

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                  • W [email protected]

                    I understand why we need to armed;

                    I don't. Why?

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                    Nazis everywhere

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                    • morefpsmorebetter@lemmy.zipM [email protected]

                      Man... My parents used to kick us outta the house in the morning. They would tell us we could come back inside for lunch around noon but then we had to leave again. We would bike around and get into all kind of shenanigans. Call them from a payphone and instead of saying our name for the call we would just tell them where we were super fast and then they would hear that and decline the call lmao.

                      As long as we came home before the sun went down or we called them from a friend's house to get approval for a sleep over they didn't really care what we did all day. Good times.

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                      Now the kids who got to do.that put GPS trackers in their shoes

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                        Jesus Christ! That's ridiculous. I am so sorry.

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                        I kinda deserved it. We were doing that shit at 2 am.

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                        • internetcitizen2@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                          you said you need the guns to safe us from the fascist government

                          And we do

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                          Just get the fuck out of here when you can't even admit that you are full of shit

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                          • magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.comM [email protected]

                            Just get the fuck out of here when you can't even admit that you are full of shit

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                            Well Mr. Magnum PI good luck fighting armed thugs with your bear hands.

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