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  • M [email protected]

    They did not choose to serve. Service chose them. They are heroes who set aside their own needs to build a better world for all of us, even knowing they may not be able to enjoy that future themselves.

    Fucking legends.

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    Those brave men are keeping our entire society running by ensuring their servers maintain 5 nines uptime. God bless those furry bastards

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      Thank you for your service 🐺

      FTFY

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      Furvice even

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        Thank you for your furvice! 🫡🦅🛢️

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        • obviouslynotbanana@piefed.worldO [email protected]

          Step 1: plant seed
          Step 2: ????
          Step 3: crop

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          We don't even know how to grow our own food anymore. We're all cooked.

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            Maybe they should gather in the winter, in the North.

            Or walk-in freezers, IDK.

            Wait, do furries gather in walk-in freezers? That would explain all the hair in Applebee's food.

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              We don't even know how to grow our own food anymore. We're all cooked.

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              Cannibals everywhere smh my head

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                A bit unrelated (to the picture at least). But in general, knowing that there's someone living in conditions worse than I am does not make me feel better at all. Am I strange?

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                  A bit unrelated (to the picture at least). But in general, knowing that there's someone living in conditions worse than I am does not make me feel better at all. Am I strange?

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                  Not sure about strange, but I'm pretty certain you're not conservative.

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                    A bit unrelated (to the picture at least). But in general, knowing that there's someone living in conditions worse than I am does not make me feel better at all. Am I strange?

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                    It's not supposed to make you feel better. It's supposed to make you feel even worse.
                    So bad, that it hurts.
                    And then you cum.

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                      A bit unrelated (to the picture at least). But in general, knowing that there's someone living in conditions worse than I am does not make me feel better at all. Am I strange?

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                      Makes me feel worse for the world

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                      • F [email protected]

                        Water boil at 100 degrees so 120 - wow. But from the other hand £100 worth of gear is not a lot these days.

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                        Actually, American water boils at a much higher temperature as demanded by lobbyist.

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                          A bit unrelated (to the picture at least). But in general, knowing that there's someone living in conditions worse than I am does not make me feel better at all. Am I strange?

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                          Yes. You're not sadistic enough. I recommemd pulling tge wings off insects until you learn to find joy in it, or you'll never fit in.

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                            They volunteered for that shit, I didn't ask them to do it

                            the background is furries.

                            That first part is still correct

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                            At least until they start the furry draft

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                              It's not supposed to make you feel better. It's supposed to make you feel even worse.
                              So bad, that it hurts.
                              And then you cum.

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                              Help my dick is perpetually soft

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                              • S [email protected]

                                They volunteered for that shit, I didn't ask them to do it

                                the background is furries.

                                That first part is still correct

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                                Plenty of dudes did both. A furry is the guy who designed pilots cooling systems for their suits...

                                Because he made it for a fur suit first.

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                                  Maybe they should gather in the winter, in the North.

                                  Or walk-in freezers, IDK.

                                  Wait, do furries gather in walk-in freezers? That would explain all the hair in Applebee's food.

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                                  Wait, do furries work at Applebee's, as a rule?

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                                    Step 1: plant seed
                                    Step 2: ????
                                    Step 3: crop

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                                    Step 2: pray for rain

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                                      Semper Furdelis 🇺🇸 🫡 🦅

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                                        Help my dick is perpetually soft

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                                        No I think you got it

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                                          That's why I'm definitely gonna get a partial if I ever get a fursuit. All I need is the head, hand paws, and tail. Then I'd be set... as soon as I get a bunch of sweat reduction clothing and more black pants and long sleeve shirts.

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