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  • S [email protected]

    They volunteered for that shit, I didn't ask them to do it. Go to community college. There's no need to join the military and kill innocent people for oligarchs who only want to destroy foreign countries so that they can have more 0s at the end of their bank accounts.

    Edit: lmao, the background is furries.

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    They did not choose to serve. Service chose them. They are heroes who set aside their own needs to build a better world for all of us, even knowing they may not be able to enjoy that future themselves.

    Fucking legends.

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      They did not choose to serve. Service chose them. They are heroes who set aside their own needs to build a better world for all of us, even knowing they may not be able to enjoy that future themselves.

      Fucking legends.

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      Thank the Lord for furries

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        "Uniform" is a funny way to spell " weird public fetish shit"

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          They did not choose to serve. Service chose them. They are heroes who set aside their own needs to build a better world for all of us, even knowing they may not be able to enjoy that future themselves.

          Fucking legends.

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          Those brave men are keeping our entire society running by ensuring their servers maintain 5 nines uptime. God bless those furry bastards

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          • Q [email protected]

            Thank you for your service 🐺

            FTFY

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            Furvice even

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              Thank you for your furvice! 🫡🦅🛢️

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              • obviouslynotbanana@piefed.worldO [email protected]

                Step 1: plant seed
                Step 2: ????
                Step 3: crop

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                We don't even know how to grow our own food anymore. We're all cooked.

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                  Maybe they should gather in the winter, in the North.

                  Or walk-in freezers, IDK.

                  Wait, do furries gather in walk-in freezers? That would explain all the hair in Applebee's food.

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                    We don't even know how to grow our own food anymore. We're all cooked.

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                    Cannibals everywhere smh my head

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                      A bit unrelated (to the picture at least). But in general, knowing that there's someone living in conditions worse than I am does not make me feel better at all. Am I strange?

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                      • S [email protected]

                        A bit unrelated (to the picture at least). But in general, knowing that there's someone living in conditions worse than I am does not make me feel better at all. Am I strange?

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                        Not sure about strange, but I'm pretty certain you're not conservative.

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                        • S [email protected]

                          A bit unrelated (to the picture at least). But in general, knowing that there's someone living in conditions worse than I am does not make me feel better at all. Am I strange?

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                          It's not supposed to make you feel better. It's supposed to make you feel even worse.
                          So bad, that it hurts.
                          And then you cum.

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                          • S [email protected]

                            A bit unrelated (to the picture at least). But in general, knowing that there's someone living in conditions worse than I am does not make me feel better at all. Am I strange?

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                            Makes me feel worse for the world

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                            • F [email protected]

                              Water boil at 100 degrees so 120 - wow. But from the other hand £100 worth of gear is not a lot these days.

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                              Actually, American water boils at a much higher temperature as demanded by lobbyist.

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                              • S [email protected]

                                A bit unrelated (to the picture at least). But in general, knowing that there's someone living in conditions worse than I am does not make me feel better at all. Am I strange?

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                                Yes. You're not sadistic enough. I recommemd pulling tge wings off insects until you learn to find joy in it, or you'll never fit in.

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                                • S [email protected]

                                  They volunteered for that shit, I didn't ask them to do it

                                  the background is furries.

                                  That first part is still correct

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                                  At least until they start the furry draft

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                                    It's not supposed to make you feel better. It's supposed to make you feel even worse.
                                    So bad, that it hurts.
                                    And then you cum.

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                                    Help my dick is perpetually soft

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                                    • S [email protected]

                                      They volunteered for that shit, I didn't ask them to do it

                                      the background is furries.

                                      That first part is still correct

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                                      Plenty of dudes did both. A furry is the guy who designed pilots cooling systems for their suits...

                                      Because he made it for a fur suit first.

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                                        Maybe they should gather in the winter, in the North.

                                        Or walk-in freezers, IDK.

                                        Wait, do furries gather in walk-in freezers? That would explain all the hair in Applebee's food.

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                                        Wait, do furries work at Applebee's, as a rule?

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                                        • obviouslynotbanana@piefed.worldO [email protected]

                                          Step 1: plant seed
                                          Step 2: ????
                                          Step 3: crop

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                                          Step 2: pray for rain

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