Anon does the shopping
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Break up with gf and marry the plates
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A greentext story is like a dream. You're following the narrative, while simultaneously thinking that this makes no sense and how did things get here.
You reflect on the weird nature of your dreams as you have them? I just go with the flow, accepting things as real, even though in reality they make no sense. Which then raises the question: how do I know I am not dreaming? Sure, things appear to make sense here, as opposed to dream nonsense. But if dreams don't seem weird in context, how do I know there isn't a level above, where what we take as logical makes no sense?
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Break up with gf and marry the plates
Woah, we‘re not on r/relationshipadvice here!
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I like how it has an attached dipping plate. Not doubt for ketchup to dip dinosaurs nuts in
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Woah, we‘re not on r/relationshipadvice here!
Its true that statement is on par for that type of sub.
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I like how it has an attached dipping plate. Not doubt for ketchup to dip dinosaurs nuts in
Pretty sure thats just a matching bowl next to it.
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These are fancy. and they're dinner plates.
They may not be "formal", but they're definitely fancy.
No, they're children's dinner plates. That's about as far from fancy as you can get. Made from sturdy plastic instead of ceramic or what have you so they don't break when an unruly child throws it on the floor to spite their broccoli.
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I like how it has an attached dipping plate. Not doubt for ketchup to dip dinosaurs nuts in
those are to give the kid different types of food in correct quantities
source : am dad, even have the cutlery that fits this set.
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100% same. I'm the built-in babysitter for family events. Why would I want to hear my aunt ask for the 500th time why I'm not married, when my nephews and nieces are playing out a story where Bluey and Sonic the Hedgehog team up to fight crime? Screw boring grown-up talk, I want the imaginative adventure.
wrote last edited by [email protected]I 100% believe the moment we try to pretend we aren't children anymore is the moment we deny a huge chunk of what makes us human.
Not to mention a HUGE mistake logistically speaking, because it also means that we wouldn't be working with the actual data. We don't lose who we've been, it constantly gets incorporated into who we're becoming. Those kids we used to be are still there, alive and well (and probably sobbing in a corner for a friggin' crumb of honest, carefree enjoyment of, like, anything!) and all we do is to try to bury them deeper and deeper, until we can't hear those sobs anymore. But those sobs just get worse, until they... stop. After a loong, long time, they stop - killed where nobody else could hear it.
And if all of that sounds insane, it's because it is. That's my point.
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"buy fancy dinner plates" is enough details
anon succeeded and girlfriend was mad that she didn't think of getting the bee plates
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No, they're children's dinner plates. That's about as far from fancy as you can get. Made from sturdy plastic instead of ceramic or what have you so they don't break when an unruly child throws it on the floor to spite their broccoli.
found the girlfriend
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Could've been interpreted as he wants kids but anyway.
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Woah, we‘re not on r/relationshipadvice here!
Clearly. If we were he'd be advised to hit facebook, delete the lawyer, and hire a gym too
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No, they're children's dinner plates. That's about as far from fancy as you can get. Made from sturdy plastic instead of ceramic or what have you so they don't break when an unruly child throws it on the floor to spite their broccoli.
wrote last edited by [email protected]Plain children’s dinner plate:
Context is always important. Again, she meant “formal”,
Should he have known better? Sure. But she should have known him better too
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Are you kidding me?! There isn't a single person I know who wouldn't at least appreciate those plates enough to chuckle! Those are awesome plates, I'd use those plates even for formal events, the only people who'd be upset by them are stuck-up assholes!
Meh. Plastic plates suck for other reasons... More and more plastic waste sucks
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They're so cute.
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Fake: anon has gf
Gay: anon buys colourful kitchenware and posts about it online in order to start a discussion
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Plain children’s dinner plate:
Context is always important. Again, she meant “formal”,
Should he have known better? Sure. But she should have known him better too
In no context are the bee plates any kind of fancy.
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Fake: anon has gf
Gay: anon buys colourful kitchenware and posts about it online in order to start a discussion
They're adorable, though. That part is true.
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No, they're children's dinner plates. That's about as far from fancy as you can get. Made from sturdy plastic instead of ceramic or what have you so they don't break when an unruly child throws it on the floor to spite their broccoli.
wrote last edited by [email protected]https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/fancy
fancy adjective 2 a(1): not plain
