Why are they all so orange?
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So gross. This picture is disgusting.
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omg. they're all using the spraytan now? like they were wearing gauze pads over their ear after lord diaper had his, umm, 'pierced'?
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Even Reagan would be like
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must suck the boots of the guy who set all this in motion
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Idk this isn't much better lol... RFK still looks like he was left in the air fryer a few minutes too long.
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For some reason this makes me think of the movie "They Live"?
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Maybe that's the problem. The self tanner causes brain damage. Or is it the opposite, brain damaged people are drawn to self tanner.
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Vibrancy was turned up.
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They all look like Bethesda NPCs
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While I won't disagree that someone upped the saturation on the above photo slightly - and slightly is the key here: it easily could have been auto corrected to that level on a simple photo editor automatically. I wouldn't be comfortable with malice being the underlying reason for what appears to be an attempt to make the photo look less washed out - which your example appears to be.
The problem is a lot of these people are positively off of an actual human color. Spray / fake tan or years of sun exposure and subsequent damage. Take your pick. Either way: correcting color without intentionally distorting the spectrum to make them look 'normal' is not kind to most of the people in the original photo... and not drastically far off from what it appears to be.
Disclaimer: I'm not looking at this at the office where I have a display that has been properly calibrated - but I'm reasonably certain of my assessment.
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Realistically he'd probably think they're all his grandchildren or something.
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A high enough dose of UV would definitely kill the brain worms.
Yeeting them into the sun would be a proper posology.Also: Obligatory "so does a handgun" XKCD
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See? This is what happens when you go on the carnivore diet.
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Oh Cheryl, so sad too see you caught up in this.
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Brawndo, of course!
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I touched on this above but did a very quick modification on mobile and only adjusted black levels. Not warmth, hue, saturation etc. The man is, unquestionably, of the "fake tan / orange" variety - and the woman, while more "natural," is effectively leather. I left our head dried apricot in charge out of the picture because he is easily the worst one in the image. The painting is catching some bad light - but it's still a bit too washed out regardless.
Original:
Black levels eyeballed:
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It's radiation poisoning from being near their glowing turd of a leader. They're ghouls.
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The spray tan mafia
