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We will all be slaves

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    Padme: So the solution is a huge investment in public housing or state subsidised housing, right?
    Anakin: ...
    Padme: right?

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    I gochu fam:

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    • washedupcynic@lemmy.caW [email protected]

      Here's the slavery speed run:

      Step 1 - Mass layoffs + Tariffs lead to mass homelessness.
      Step 2 - Criminalize homelessness.
      Step 3 - Arrest/institutionalize the homeless in for profit prisons. Lend inmates to private corporations for forced labor.
      Step 4 - Profit.

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      Need to start handing out knives and 3d printed zip guns to the homeless so they can defend themselves from Trump’s gestapo.

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      • K [email protected]

        this isn't a shitpost... I agree its insane but not a shitpost.

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        I bet tons of Trumpers would tell me I'm full of shit and stuff like that will never happen, fake news; so I guess it would be a shit post for them.

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        • theprogressivist@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

          They really want to turn the USA into the United Prison Systems of America.

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          We have the largest prison system in the world per capita four times over. You can thank senator Joe Biden for that. We’re already the United prison systems of America.

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          • washedupcynic@lemmy.caW [email protected]

            Here's the slavery speed run:

            Step 1 - Mass layoffs + Tariffs lead to mass homelessness.
            Step 2 - Criminalize homelessness.
            Step 3 - Arrest/institutionalize the homeless in for profit prisons. Lend inmates to private corporations for forced labor.
            Step 4 - Profit.

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            humane treatment

            Is that what we call el Salvadorian torture prisons now?

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            • washedupcynic@lemmy.caW [email protected]

              Here's the slavery speed run:

              Step 1 - Mass layoffs + Tariffs lead to mass homelessness.
              Step 2 - Criminalize homelessness.
              Step 3 - Arrest/institutionalize the homeless in for profit prisons. Lend inmates to private corporations for forced labor.
              Step 4 - Profit.

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              #14

              Also, why focus on preventing homelessness by, you know, making housing affordable when instead you can just lock them all up or better yet, kill them all? Don't tell me that this isn't a wet dream fantasy for most gop politicians

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              • washedupcynic@lemmy.caW [email protected]

                I bet tons of Trumpers would tell me I'm full of shit and stuff like that will never happen, fake news; so I guess it would be a shit post for them.

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                fair enough.

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                • washedupcynic@lemmy.caW [email protected]

                  Here's the slavery speed run:

                  Step 1 - Mass layoffs + Tariffs lead to mass homelessness.
                  Step 2 - Criminalize homelessness.
                  Step 3 - Arrest/institutionalize the homeless in for profit prisons. Lend inmates to private corporations for forced labor.
                  Step 4 - Profit.

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                  "Are there no prisons?" asked Scrooge.
                  (...)
                  "And the Union workhouses?" demanded Scrooge. "Are they still in operation?"
                  (...)
                  "The Treadmill and the Poor Law are in full vigour, then?"

                  Just a reminder this was the most heartless, most horrible man that could be imagined by a truly great author.

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                  • washedupcynic@lemmy.caW [email protected]

                    Here's the slavery speed run:

                    Step 1 - Mass layoffs + Tariffs lead to mass homelessness.
                    Step 2 - Criminalize homelessness.
                    Step 3 - Arrest/institutionalize the homeless in for profit prisons. Lend inmates to private corporations for forced labor.
                    Step 4 - Profit.

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                    Have a link? Don’t really feel like reading it exactly how it appeared on your phone.

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                      "Are there no prisons?" asked Scrooge.
                      (...)
                      "And the Union workhouses?" demanded Scrooge. "Are they still in operation?"
                      (...)
                      "The Treadmill and the Poor Law are in full vigour, then?"

                      Just a reminder this was the most heartless, most horrible man that could be imagined by a truly great author.

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                      He did also follow that up with:

                      Scrooge: "I help to support the establishments I have mentioned--they cost enough; and those who are
                      badly off must go there."

                      The gentleman: "Many can't go there; and many would rather die."

                      "If they would rather die," said Scrooge, "they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population."

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                      • washedupcynic@lemmy.caW [email protected]

                        Here's the slavery speed run:

                        Step 1 - Mass layoffs + Tariffs lead to mass homelessness.
                        Step 2 - Criminalize homelessness.
                        Step 3 - Arrest/institutionalize the homeless in for profit prisons. Lend inmates to private corporations for forced labor.
                        Step 4 - Profit.

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                        The "root causes" do need to be tackled its just this identifies the wrong ones; the ones that need to be tackled are capitalism, landlordism and a profit driven economy.

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                          Not all of us. A lot of us will just be dead.

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                          Like me! I'm trans and disabled. I don't think I'll last past stage 2.

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                          • washedupcynic@lemmy.caW [email protected]

                            Here's the slavery speed run:

                            Step 1 - Mass layoffs + Tariffs lead to mass homelessness.
                            Step 2 - Criminalize homelessness.
                            Step 3 - Arrest/institutionalize the homeless in for profit prisons. Lend inmates to private corporations for forced labor.
                            Step 4 - Profit.

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                            Where did the opioid crisis come from? Who caused it?

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                            • undefined@lemmy.hogru.chU [email protected]

                              Have a link? Don’t really feel like reading it exactly how it appeared on your phone.

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                              https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/07/ending-crime-and-disorder-on-americas-streets/

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                                Like me! I'm trans and disabled. I don't think I'll last past stage 2.

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                                L of the LGBT here. I am also scared. Also, BP but stable with meds.

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                                • washedupcynic@lemmy.caW [email protected]

                                  Here's the slavery speed run:

                                  Step 1 - Mass layoffs + Tariffs lead to mass homelessness.
                                  Step 2 - Criminalize homelessness.
                                  Step 3 - Arrest/institutionalize the homeless in for profit prisons. Lend inmates to private corporations for forced labor.
                                  Step 4 - Profit.

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                                  Arm the homeless

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                                    Arm the homeless

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                                    You know

                                    What's the worst that could happen?

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                                    • washedupcynic@lemmy.caW [email protected]

                                      Here's the slavery speed run:

                                      Step 1 - Mass layoffs + Tariffs lead to mass homelessness.
                                      Step 2 - Criminalize homelessness.
                                      Step 3 - Arrest/institutionalize the homeless in for profit prisons. Lend inmates to private corporations for forced labor.
                                      Step 4 - Profit.

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                                      Hey, I've seen this one before.

                                      Hitler said the EXACT same thing! But they lied!?! They didn't go to institutions to help rehabilitate them, they killed them in death camps!

                                      I'm so surprised Trump would do the exact same thing! (/s).

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                                      • B [email protected]

                                        He did also follow that up with:

                                        Scrooge: "I help to support the establishments I have mentioned--they cost enough; and those who are
                                        badly off must go there."

                                        The gentleman: "Many can't go there; and many would rather die."

                                        "If they would rather die," said Scrooge, "they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population."

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                                        And as it turns out the "surplus population" isn't really their concern, they just don't want to acknowledge the poor, sick, and otherwise different.

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                                        • P [email protected]

                                          Hey, I've seen this one before.

                                          Hitler said the EXACT same thing! But they lied!?! They didn't go to institutions to help rehabilitate them, they killed them in death camps!

                                          I'm so surprised Trump would do the exact same thing! (/s).

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                                          The new iPhone factories in America will have the phrase "Arbeit macht frei" written in iron at the entrance.

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