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UFC confirms Trump's plan to host a fight at White House in 2026

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      And in 2030 he'll be having immigrants fight to the death for their freedom.

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        Based on Musk's black eye, I would say that Trump's White House has allready seen at least one fight

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          I hope it's as successful as his birthday party

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            Rehabilitation!

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              Idiocracy achieved. Mike Judge is a time traveler disguised as a comedic writer and tried to warn us.

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                Can we please stop getting sidetracked by "trump might eat green cheese 2026" please?

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                  And in 2030 he'll be having immigrants fight to the death for their freedom.

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                  Bringing back mandingo fighting

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                    And in 2030 he'll be having immigrants fight to the death for their freedom.

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                    I feel like a more realistic timeline for that is 2027 at the very latest

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                      And in 2030 he'll be having immigrants fight to the death for their freedom.

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                      They are not winning freedom. Winner gets a pillow for 1 night in Alligator Auschwitz.

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                          This is how we get real life to look like a video game. Imagine page boys and interns in their little suits hooting for martial violence like the background of Street Fighter. What a time to be alive.

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                            They are not winning freedom. Winner gets a pillow for 1 night in Alligator Auschwitz.

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                            Probably a MyPillow too

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                              Idiocracy achieved. Mike Judge is a time traveler disguised as a comedic writer and tried to warn us.

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                              And we thought he was joking

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                                Trump VS Obama? I’d fucking watch that.

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                                  Plot twist, death is their only freedom

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                                    This feels really psychotic. All of this really makes me want to question reality. Are we in a simulation? Are we an experiment by an advanced alien race, and they're tweaking parameters to study us?

                                    Trump is like a grade school bully, in a lord of the flies scenario. He's got all this power and he's bringing in his bully friends and they're doing shit grade school bullies would do with all this power.

                                    And all the people who voted for him...

                                    None of this makes any sense. The end is nigh?

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                                      For context, his Big Idiot Bill passed, but polling on it has been horrendous. This is another distraction.

                                      https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-scrambles-to-defend-his-megabill-after-savage-polling/

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                                        Trump VS Obama? I’d fucking watch that.

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                                        Celebrity Deathmatch.

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