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UFC confirms Trump's plan to host a fight at White House in 2026

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    Celebrity Deathmatch.

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    I'll allow it!

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      This is some hick-ass shit.

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        Idiocracy is now a fucking documentary.

        How much you want to wager, the "mainstream" media will be sporting a boner over this gala event?

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          Idiocracy is now a fucking documentary.

          How much you want to wager, the "mainstream" media will be sporting a boner over this gala event?

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          I really wish people would stop saying Idiocracy is a documentary, it's not. President Camacho was able to see his shortcomings and hired the smartest man in the world to fix things, that's not happening in real life.

          Idiocracy is something for us to aspire to.

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            Biff Tannen has become president.

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              Plot twist, death is their only freedom

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              Didn't Stephen King write a novela about that?

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                The White House lawn will be turned into a monster truck track next.

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                  I really wish people would stop saying Idiocracy is a documentary, it's not. President Camacho was able to see his shortcomings and hired the smartest man in the world to fix things, that's not happening in real life.

                  Idiocracy is something for us to aspire to.

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                  Been saying this for a year now

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                    The White House lawn will be turned into a monster truck track next.

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                    Why not? Honestly why not? I would at least be entertained.

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                      I really wish people would stop saying Idiocracy is a documentary, it's not. President Camacho was able to see his shortcomings and hired the smartest man in the world to fix things, that's not happening in real life.

                      Idiocracy is something for us to aspire to.

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                      Office space is still a documentary right?

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                        Trump VS Obama? I’d fucking watch that.

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                        Musk v Zuck

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                          I feel like a more realistic timeline for that is 2027 at the very latest

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                          It wouldn't surprise me if it happened next week.

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                            Are we finally gonna get the Musk vs Zuckerberg showdown?

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                              For context, his Big Idiot Bill passed, but polling on it has been horrendous. This is another distraction.

                              https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-scrambles-to-defend-his-megabill-after-savage-polling/

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                              Of course it's a distraction "panem et circenses" for the people! It's so close to old Rome you might throw in a Roman salute here and there.

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                                Office space is still a documentary right?

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                                Fuckin A.

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                                  Are we finally gonna get the Musk vs Zuckerberg showdown?

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                                  musk's MOM gave him a hallpass to excuse him from it. doubt he can fight an ANDROID like zuckerberg also knowing BJJ.

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                                    Trump VS Obama? I’d fucking watch that.

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                                    it would be quite difficult for trump to even walk, especially like a centaur, and his pants is full of shit.

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                                      Probably a MyPillow too

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                                      never undersestimate crack strength.

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                                        That's the only thing he got wrong... Now it's "Welcome to Amazon, we absolutely hate you and you have no other choice."

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                                          fucking of course.

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