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  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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    I'll just die, thanks.

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      Kingsman: The Secret Service

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        Kingsman: The Secret Service

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        That scene bothered me so much! If there's a path to air from the plumbing vent, then those toilets would've been draining water from that room really quickly. If they were overwhelmed by the water, then the hoses wouldn't be useful for breathing

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        • dudeimmacgyver@kbin.earthD [email protected]

          Just grab your toilet tube! Keep it next to your poop knife for easy access.

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          Bringing a little piece of Reddit with ya.

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            That scene bothered me so much! If there's a path to air from the plumbing vent, then those toilets would've been draining water from that room really quickly. If they were overwhelmed by the water, then the hoses wouldn't be useful for breathing

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            Oh fuck now I will never unsee that.

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              also you can drink the water in the bowl when you get thirsty

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              My dog taught me that years ago!

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                  Don’t forget your poop plug so the devil can’t turn you gay

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                  • puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zoneP [email protected]

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                    Lol looks like some shit my friends and I would have tried in high school

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                      Define fresh.

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                        That scene bothered me so much! If there's a path to air from the plumbing vent, then those toilets would've been draining water from that room really quickly. If they were overwhelmed by the water, then the hoses wouldn't be useful for breathing

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                        Exactly. Getting rid of a suddenly huge influx of water is literally what toilets are made to do.

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                          My dog taught me that years ago!

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                          my cat too ^^

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                            You'll likely die before you: a) remember where you put this thing, b) manage to successfully thread it far enough so you're not inhaling toilet water, c) survive the sewer gases. If the window is big enough get through, better to jump.

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                            Regular people, sure. But some firefighters that work in cities with a lot of highrise apartments will keep tubing in their turnouts for this. Super low odds of needing it, but a couple feet of rolled up tubing is lightweight and doesn't take up much space.

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                              How about going outside/touching grass

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                                my cat too ^^

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                                So precious!

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                                  If I were in a fire and suffocating and somehow had a long tube in a bathroom, I think I’d stick the hose out the window and breathe that air instead.

                                  And if I found myself:

                                  • trapped in a bathroom
                                  • suffocating due to smoke from a fire
                                  • i have a long flexible tube
                                  • no windows in the bathroom AND
                                  • I’m somehow not going to burn to death

                                  Then I’ll just fucking die. It’s fine. That’s such an edge case I’m not gonna worry about it.

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                                  • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.worksA [email protected]

                                    Not really a bong if you bypass the water. That's just a pipe with a decorative water feature.

                                    Edit: actually I just realized this doesn't work at all. The tank connects to holes around the inside rim of the bowl, not the drain. This is just huffing sewer gas while you happen to burn weed nearby.

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                                    Nah the tank is modified, can't you see the hole?

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                                      Nah the tank is modified, can't you see the hole?

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                                      So it is. So still not a bong, but it does add smoke to the sewer gas.

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                                      • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.worksA [email protected]

                                        Not really a bong if you bypass the water. That's just a pipe with a decorative water feature.

                                        Edit: actually I just realized this doesn't work at all. The tank connects to holes around the inside rim of the bowl, not the drain. This is just huffing sewer gas while you happen to burn weed nearby.

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                                        You ask too much to a weedhead.

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                                          Toilets don't get their air from the sewers. There's actually an air hole at the top of the house to let air into the pipes so that they don't produce negative pressure.

                                          Learned that from a plumbing guy who told me that it's actually a noob mistake diy guys often make to forget that hole.

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